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Reading these wonderful contributions, another favourite sprang to mind, "Never say "how stupid can you be?" to some people. They regard it as a challenge"!
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“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t understand”………. This always makes m laugh. My wife is half Italian and half Polish.
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Another personal favourite, "Never ask some people, "how stupid can you be?". They seem to regard it as a challenge"!
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(I will either find a way or make one).
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"To do is to be." -- Socrates
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