Messed up.......
A state trooper pulled behind me on the way home yesterday and followed me in every turn I made..
So I got a little nervous and headed for the interstate rather than go home....he stayed with me...
So on the interstate I sped up and changed lanes a couple of times really to see if he was really tailing me or if my mind was playing tricks...
Finally the serien and lights came on and in a panic I exceeded the speed limit and made an abrupt turn across 2 lanes to take an exit and get away but alas I did not......On approaching my car the officer asked me "what the hell is wrong with you, have you been drinking"? I pulled you over to inform you that you have a break light out on the passenger rear that needs to be fixed.....
I said I was sorry, my mistake, but my wife ran off with a state trooper 6 weeks ago and I thought it was you bringing her back..