Valentine's Scam-Beware

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Messed up.......

A state trooper pulled behind me on the way home yesterday and followed me in every turn I made..

So I got a little nervous and headed for the interstate rather than go home....he stayed with me...

So on the interstate I sped up and changed lanes a couple of times really to see if he was really tailing me or if my mind was playing tricks...

Finally the serien and lights came on and in a panic I exceeded the speed limit and made an abrupt turn across 2 lanes to take an exit and get away but alas I did not......On approaching my car the officer asked me "what the hell is wrong with you, have you been drinking"? I pulled you over to inform you that you have a break light out on the passenger rear that needs to be fixed.....

I said I was sorry, my mistake, but my wife ran off with a state trooper 6 weeks ago and I thought it was you bringing her back..
 
I know Im going to catch hell from you guys but Im taking her on a sunset cruise down in the keys on Valentines day. Cmon guys you can do better!!!!
Yes my wife likes guns and ammo too.
 

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