Boudreaux done got old and his children dun put him in the old folks' home near Breaux Bridge, where he dun met a lovely lady dat were from Texas . Now Boudreaux being a fine upstanding Catholic, he didn't want to do nutin dat were against his religion, no. So he dun propose marriage.


Now both Boudreaux and Mabel were in their 80s.

Mabel went and tole everyone at the Senior Citizens home the good news. Irene, Mabel's best friend, told her that since she was very wealthy and the person she was about to wed was, well to say the least, not worth a plug nickel, she should insist on a Prenuptial Agreement.

Mabel was sitting on the porch swing with Boudreaux and she told him she would marry him providing he would sign a prenuptial agreement.

Boudreaux dun told Mabel I don' know what dat is but I'll sign anything you want, cause I luv you so much.

Mabel got out her pen and paper and started:

She said: I want to keep my house down in Texas with all the oil wells.

He said: Dat's fine wit me. I'll keep my shack on da bayou.

She said: I want to keep my Cadillac, BMW and Lexus.

He said: Dat's fine wit me. I'll keep my pick-em-up truck.

She said: I want to keep my yacht that that is moored near my summer home in Padre Island .

He said: Dat's fine wit me. I'll keep my pirogue.

She said: I want to keep all my jewelry.

He said: Dat's fine wit me. I'll keep my stuffed deer head.

She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week.

He said: Dat's fine wit me. Put me down for Fridays.

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LOL (literally!).

Hey..didn't I use to get off of I10 at about exit 115, turn North for about 1/2 a mile and sit down and eat at Crawfish town USA? I do believe that's in Breaux Bridge huh?

Is Monday taken?

Outstanding, Caj - I'm going to show that one to my Missus.

Pete

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I would have asked (axed?) if she already had six guys lined up. If not she'd better get them lined up before I'd sign. Sex is highly over rated.

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Haven't done it since 1988 when I was diagnosed with chronic Hepatitis C and Cirrhosis. Don't miss it. Didn't/don't want to give it to someone. I'm selfish that way. I have a 18 year old daughter, born 01/02/1991. She is MY daughter, I put my name on the birth certificate. I raised her, I love her and I would die for her. That's all that counts. Anybody can be a father. Not everyone can be a dad.

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She is MY daughter, I put my name on the birth certificate. I raised her, I love her and I would die for her. That's all that counts.

That is true, I respect your opinion and your reasons, but ...... sometimes if you can....., it's ok too.

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