I don't know what's going on around here in North Texas. Normally I pull up to the loading dock at my Walmart where I've paid off the staff, push the de-cloaking button in my truck to reveal the top secret entrance, locate my custom forklift, take a sip of the latte in the armrest, and load the pallets of ammo into the bed of my pickup. After parking my forklift, taking the latte, re-cloaking the entrance, and returning home, I post all the ammo on auction sites where I've found thousands of lazy ill-prepared people with more money than sense who don't have the privileged access I have to ammo.
However, today, my cloaking device failed. I had to actually visit a couple stores, walk in each store, and make a choice of which 3 boxes I wanted to purchase and which caliber I desired most. I got multiple boxes of each caliber I needed. Had this happen a few weeks ago as well IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON. What nerve these Walmartians have.
I seriously hope my platinum hoarder card is just damaged. I'm currently on hold with customer service 1-800-WMT-HOAR(D).
In case you can't tell, I'm REALLY tired of the "hoarder" defense for those that failed to prepare. Step up to the plate, realize what YOU failed to do, learn from the experience, and move on with life more prepared than before. It's a simple lesson I've learned the past XX years.
(50 < XX < 70)