Define: "Tactical Tommy" and "Trunk Monkey"

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Tactical Tommy -- a British spec ops soldier?

Trunk Monkey is new to me, but les.b's video clip is hilarious!:D

I also liked the definition I found on urbandictionary.com of a trunk monkey as being the weapons systems officer in the backseat of a fighter, behind the "stick monkey," the pilot. :D
 
Tactical Tommy would be what Red Jacket did to that poor helpless 27 the sheriff brought in.

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Alpo said:
Tactical Tommy would be what Red Jacket did to that poor helpless 27 the sheriff brought in.

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What the Sheriff brought to the shop was a
different gun than Will took to his mecanics.
Long barrel semiauto vs a shortbarrel that ended up at the range
 
Tactical Tommy, you see them at the range and sometimes they will nut up and join USPSA tactical practical club. They arrive in 5.11's head to toe YES including tactical socks and underwear. Dude looks good in his tac gear. He may be sporting shaved head and Spec ops beard, highlighted by Oakley fast mover glasses. Thigh rig, even though its not allowed, His shirt has his blood type patch, and of course his tactical hat he dragged in the dirt at home to get the newness off of it. He drives a lifted 4x4 hopefully its a diesel rig with a big a$$ stack in the bed, mag pull stickers in the window and a tattered American flag attached to his bumper.
He cant hit ****. Or maybe he can. Just sayin.

OH wait, he also sports tactical vests. Loaded with protein bars, hydration tissues, spare mags, and his iphone
 
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Scotiapilot said:
Tactical Tommy, you see them at the range and sometimes they will nut up and join USPSA tactical practical club. They arrive in 5.11's head to toe YES including tactical socks and underwear. Dude looks good in his tac gear. He may be sporting shaved head and Spec ops beard, highlighted by Oakley fast mover glasses. Thigh rig, even though its not allowed, His shirt has his blood type patch, and of course his tactical hat he dragged in the dirt at home to get the newness off of it. He drives a lifted 4x4 hopefully its a diesel rig with a big a$$ stack in the bed, mag pull stickers in the window and a tattered American flag attached to his bumper.
He cant hit ****. Or maybe he can. Just sayin.
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Does he still live in his Momma's basement?
Does she still make those delicious egg salad sandwiches?
And I bet she still trims off the crust!
 
THE PILGRIM said:
Does he still live in his Momma's basement?
Does she still make those delicious egg salad sandwiches?
And I bet she still trims off the crust!
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Very likely, I have never asked, next time I visit Ben Avery SF Ill ask. I literally watched this guy try shooting at 4 IPSC target from 10 yards and not hit a one of them. We all walked up to score and laughed our butts off. he screamed an obscene amounts of words and we haven't seen him in a while.
 
Trunk Monkey is kinda a LEO thing, but recently I saw some civi trunk monkeys:

In LEO land you have investigators or agents who drive non leo civi cars (not un marked PD cars) Since there is a shortage of LEO's in most states etc. they will usually have to respond to almost anything else. When they get called they have a trunk full of tac gear weapons etc they have to wear to respond. The minute they arrive they open the trunk and get ready.


Recently I saw some tactical tommy types store all their gear in the trunk as if they would need to respond to these things. Very nice trunk within the trunk..........They store weapon's and tac gear in the trunk while they go to a day job selling insurance. Maybe its a prepper mentality? IDK. seems odd, then on a local FB page I saw this guy had posted three of his guns had been stolen overnight at his house. For the life of me I don't understand how anyone could be so irresponsible to leave weapons in a car over night.
 
Scotiapilot said:
Very likely, I have never asked, next time I visit Ben Avery SF Ill ask. I literally watched this guy try shooting at 4 IPSC target from 10 yards and not hit a one of them. We all walked up to score and laughed our butts off. he screamed an obscene amounts of words and we haven't seen him in a while.
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Maybe his Tactical briefs were too tight on his "testacticals". It can cause shift in point of impact. Should try Tactical boxers next match. Of course at Ben Avery, they must be in desert camo!
 
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