Caje's Joke O D day

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Two women were playing golf . One teed off and watched in horror as her ball flew directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball struck one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands over his groin, dropped to the ground, and rolled around in agony.
The woman rushed over and said, “I’m so sorry! Please let me help -I'm a physical therapist and I know I can relieve your pain if you’ll let me.”
The man replied, “Oh no, I’ll be fine in a few minutes.”
But he was clearly in agony, curled up in the fetal position and still holding his groin.
At her insistence, he finally agreed. She gently moved his hands aside, loosened his pants, and placed her hands inside. She administered a tender and expert massage for several long moments and then asked, “How does that feel?”
He replied, “It feels great… but I still think my thumb’s broken.”
 
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An elderly golfer was sitting at home, having attended the wake of an old friend and fellow golfer. He dozed off and then awoke to his friend's spirit standing in his living room. What's going on he asked timidly. His departed friend replied "oh don't worry , I just wanted to tell you how great heaven is". Really he asked, to which his friend replied well its good and bad. The course is open every day, the weather is great, you never make a bad shot or lose a ball. There is no waiting for the group ahead or players pushing to play through. The golfer smiled and said "wow" that sounds great, what's the bad part.
His departed friend looked him in the eye and with a wry expression said "you have a 0:900 tee time tomorrow"...
 

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