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Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead. So when they went to the test they decided to tell the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tire and they needed a bit more time to study. The professor told them...

I have been working too much and needed to vent so I went to an indoor range. A Forensic Pathologist and a Plastic Surgeon went with me. We all shot good but the Surgeon out did all of us but then both he and his wife shoot IDPA twice monthly. I would also suggest if you want to learn which...

It showed on Channel 195 of Dish. They pitted the 1911 .45acp vs a Sig 9mm on a course. The person using the 9mm was certain his high capacity would overshadow the .45acp 1911. It did not and the 9mm guy admitted his gun did not have the power and would be less effective in a firefight. I...

Any Chevy men out here? I have a Chevy 3500 dually. The lights, brake lights and such are working fine. The left rear turn signal stopped working this week. I got time today to replace the bulb. Not the problem. Checked all the connections. All tight. The front left signal is working at...

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”...

Irish driver Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He...

Every now and then a case will come along that bothers those working it. I have such a case. The victims are known. The perps are known and have gone to court where they entered guilty pleas. Yet the crime does not make sense. I need, for my own peace of mind, to know why. Three juveniles...

There was a really bad motor vehicle accident on Main Blvd in Oldflatfoot’s town. It was messy with bodies laying about and none of the other officers wanted to do the report. Sworn to serve, Oldflatfoot reluctantly agreed to write the report. He pulled out his report form and began to...

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. "How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" "No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought...

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A guy is sitting in his living room watching TV when he notices a Police car pull up in front of his house. The Sheriff and his deputy come up and knock on the front door. He answers the door and the Sheriff says , are you Mr. Smith? Yes, he says. Are you married, sir? Yes I am, replies Mr...

Simple questions, complicated way of explaining them. I have a S&W 1911 that I especially love. It came from the Prerformace Center SKU 170261. I have a couple other factory production models as well. Yet the issue is with this gun. A good friend and a surgeon by profession shoots IDPA as...

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put,"...

There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge...

Owning a gun or guns will not make one a shooter anymore than owning an oven makes one a cook. So what makes one a gunist (active in the firearms community)? Many LEO are not gunist since they only shoot when qualifying but carry a gun daily. They often cannot effectively work a firearm...

My father passed his WWII 1911 down to me and he had bought a full tool kit that allowed a complete tear down that I got from him. Since then I have used that kit often on that 1911 as well as the others I have. Well, I stupidly left it on the tailgate of my truck and pulled off. Somewhere in...

I think medicare is ripping me off. The last of Sept/2011, I signed up for medicare Part A&B. I did not sign for social security since there would be a penalty over my earnings that would not allow me to draw a dime. At the time of signing, I was told they would bill me and the cost would be...

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the...

A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he finishes, he pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the owner shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda shouts back, "Hey, I'm a...

Anyone have any idea what brand gun in .380 can be bought new, very cheaply? I am working with a young couple that is just now into shooting and self defense. The husband sort of turned his wife against shooting by giving her large calibers to fire. She is very dainty and has fired three...