you are a mall ninja if:

You have a bi-pod, mono-pod, Magpul PRS stock, 14x Scope and a light attached to your 16" HK MR556,

(next time I go shooting with my buddy Chuck aka "the Jacka" Philippine version, l I will take a picture of it)

you know you are a mall ninja if you get a generic Galls "Concealed Carry" badge and matching badge wallet - when you are not obligated to do so... lol


you know you are a mall ninja if you 'blouse' your BDU pants when walking around in non-wooded area's.

you know you are a mall ninja if you threaten to shoot people in the name of the 2nd amendment, and then lawyer up when 'da man' takes away your C.C. Permit

Aww ****, I'm a Mall Ninja!

Beat me to it.

If you name a child or pet MOLLE, especially if you insist that it is all caps, you ight be a mall ninja.

If you confidently explain how you scored some banned "cop-killer" bullets, you ight be a mall ninja.

If you call the NRA a bunch of pansies but don't know that NRA is an acronym or what it stands for, you might be a mall ninja.

If you're a grammar nazi on various forums...

Also, if you're a tactical operator that operates tactically.

You may just be a Mall Ninja if you own a drop down thigh holster, a Segue... Or both.

when your gun is set up like this one THE ULTIMATE AR-15 MALL NINJA TACTICAL ZOMBIE DESTROYER! - YouTube

If you feel it necessary to correct everyone who misuses the word clip...

If you wear eye black to the gun range...

When u buy ammo for calibers that u dont even own. And then sell them for 3x's as much on the internet.

That is awesome! .... all it's missing is a set of plastic testicles that people hang from the receiver of their pickups

When you put magpul pts mbus sights on your 15-22...and backwards.

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I'm not saying my future grandson in law is a mall ninja , but he's trying to find a camo tux to marry my granddaughter in.

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only if the vests are tactical

You have $750 of accessories on a $300 rifle and have not shot the first 10 round group yet to see if your stuff is 'Zeroed'.

You are an angry Mall Ninja when the old guy with the heavy barrel Ruger 10-22 challenges you to a rifle match at $1 per point for 10 rounds on a bullseye target.

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If you polish your twenty rounds of ammunition on a regular basis. Or if you keep dummy hand grenades in your tactical Stack on gun safe.

Nice one!

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Oh well, what the hell.

Or perhaps:

Your camo pattern is designed especially for terrazzo tile.

When you stand around the gun store wearing all your tactical clothing, and your Batman utility belt with all your tactical do dads hanging off it spouting off unsolicited gun advise to novice and experienced shooters alike. Then you tell a story about how much of a bad #%* you were back in 'Nam during the Tet Offensive, then later on you slip up and tell me you where born in 1958, meaning you were freakin' 10 years old in 1968 during the Tet Offensive and I bust you on it in front of several people!!!! Stupid mall ninjas.

When you wear an empty drop down leg holster around town, just because.

When your wife needs to order diapers on amazon and tells you she deleted everything in your cart because it was all gun **** that you don't need...

I really needed that stuff.

Alright i know more than a few of us are guilty of this:
Having a flashlight on your weapon, and never shot it in the dark.... but tested it in dark room just to see what it looked like.

Having any accessory on your weapon and after installing it the first thought was that looks so bad ***, rather than that is really useful.

When you start out every other sentence with, "I am not really supposed to talk about this".

The bad thing about this thread is I have seen all of it at one place or another. Sad.

If you bought a weapon because it looked like the one (Insert action character) used in (insert action movie)...
If you watched The Walking Dead and now own a "tactical" bow...
If you think every foreign enemy screams "GRANADA!" when US soldiers throw grenades...
If your kit includes a skull pattern balaclava...
If think you'll look as good as Travis Haley in said kit...
If you put a spotlight on your Honda civic...
If you bought a 15-22 and later had to buy your daughter new crayons...
You might be a Mall Ninja.

That about sums it up regarding mall ninjas.

Thats makes you stupid, not a mall ninja.

Love it!!!

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FIDELITAS ET FORTITUDO

Yep, that is the one that gets so many of us here, but few want to admit it. Form over function would have to be the easiest way to spot a mall ninja. I mean sure, there are times I need a bi-pod... but I sure don't need it strapped to the gun at all times. Yep, I have a flashlight, but I can't remember the last time I had to check out a warehouse in the dark... with my 22lr.

So if you have ever said or thought, "I'll never really use this but it looks cool", then even if you can't say it, YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE A MALL NINJA.

I think we all have a little ninja in us... of course, some more than others. Take me for example. Normally, I'm a function over form kinda guy. Normally, I could care less what it looks like, so long as it works. But then I come to this site & see these pics of these really cool looking additions, like maybe a barrel shroud, and I catch myself thinking "Man, that would look cool on my 15-22 too". Thankfully, after a couple of slaps to the head, I regain my senses & say no... most of the time.

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You might be a mall ninja if.....

You have tattoo of an AR-15.
Your three dogs are named Smith, Wesson, and Carbine.
You wear a homemade necklace of a .223 cartridge.
You have a keychain that matches your necklace.

Or when all of your life stories start out with...this one time, at tactical camp...

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Save time, see it my way. LP

You may be a mall ninja if you don't think this thread is hilarious.

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Provenance nerd

PS: i heard they already got married! (obviously behind your back)


....must be a GA thing lol

^Hmm, I actually don't think that looks bad.

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YOU MIGHT BE A MALL NINJA: if you once worked mall security, but still keep your uniforms, you know.... JUST IN CASE lol

YOU MIGHT BE A MALL NINJA: if your car is worth less than "SHTF" accessories you have on/in it (ie; LED light bar, push bar, off-road tires, black rims, spot light, blinking lights, police scanner, siren, etc)

YOU MIGHT BE A MALL NINJA: if you purposely "ranger roll" your baseball cap (only a few will know what i am talking about lol)


YOU MIGHT BE A MALL NINJA: if you own a retired CVPI (crown victoria police interceptor) that you decked out to look like an unmarked car

YOU MIGHT BE A MALL NINJA: if you lower your voice, to sound just like Mykel Hawke:

Must agree - Looked for a minute or so to see his point

Guilty as charged but I don't have a bayonet or flashlight mounted on my "Italian" Sharps. It ain't a real fast shooter, but at 420 grains of lead at a pop it can keep up with the weight count of the wonder guns. Five shot clover leaf at 100 yards ain't bad when you consider it was 2,100 grains of lead in the same place.

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You may be if:
1. You DVR every episode of Tactical Defense or Tac TV

2. You think Larry Vickers is a baddass, even though he is 200 pounds overweight and is huffing and puffing so bad when he runs 20 feet with his ultimate Daniels Defense rifle/carbine.

3. Your Hero's in life are said Vickers, Hawk, Mack and Michael Bain! (and for real your BIL is a retired SEAL and knows 2 of them and said they were pussies)

4. You have a PS3 knuckle instead of Glock knuckle!

You might be a mall ninja if all your add-ons are colored red, white and/or blue ...

Charging handle ... barrel shroud ... brass deflector ... scope mounts ...

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You carry six spare magazines, brass knuckles and a three-million-lumen flashlight to breakfast at Denny's.

You buy camo suppositories from Cheaper Than Dirt.

You purchase a "Commando dagger" for $6.99.

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Oh well, what the hell.

Gotta confess - Had to search You Tube videos to see how they were 'suppose' to be orientated

in an attempt to learn about SKS'S I may have accomplished the perfect storm of being a mall ninja, a Bubba, and a redneck. when cutting down the bbl of your pitted Yugo, you cut off the only non pitted section that actually stabilized the bullet, in sharpening the bayonet like a razor you have spilt your own blood more than once, and you are trying to figure out a way to inlet a set of brass knuckles into the underside of the butt stock. a classic case of BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.

And what is wrong w/ fake cans? Oh.......wait, wrong forum.

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You get so excited about finding .22 ammo on the shelf that you buy up all you possibly can for ur new 15-22. Only to get home and realize u bought .22WMR.

You know you are a mall ninja when you put a flashlight on your .22 and call it a 'tactical weapon'.

when your pantry is full of this

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Especially if it has an Archangel stock with all of the bells and whistles added.

You might be a mall ninja if you smirked about about the 22LR shortage as you pack away the 25,000 rounds of Super Colibri 22 ammo you just scored off Gunbroker...

You might be a mall ninja if you put $750 of tacticool parts on your $450 15-22 and then refer to it as your Home Defense gun because you are saving up to buy a shotgun...

You might be a mall ninja if any of your gear has the word zombie or lime green paint on it...

When you have MULTIPLE Pelican Case's full of identical tactical gear in various camo variants for desert/jungle/urban warfare.....but you work at Autozone.