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05-31-2013, 02:27 PM
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You know he's a mall ninja when..........
In November he starts a thread asking for recomendations on the "most effective winter/white camo pattern" for his 15-22............. and you notice his Location is 300 miles south of the Mason/Dixon Line.
At the local range he's often mistaken for a "camo" beachball!
He uses a single point sling when walking downrange to check his zombie target
His drop leg holster is so low he can't reach the pistol's grip without leaning to the side!
He carries his Colt condition 3,mexican carry, at the small of his back ..... because that's the way Magnum PI use to do it....... and he was a Seal!!!
His new "Tactical Get Home Vest" holds 12 30 rd mags,has 2 grenade pouches and has a special M&M pocket.
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05-31-2013, 02:47 PM
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You could be.....
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Originally Posted by blujax01
If you refuse to take your Sweetheart to Victoria's Secret because peekaboo nighties don't come in desert camo, you might just be a Mall Ninja.
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05-31-2013, 04:09 PM
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You spend more on your 15-22 accessories than your wife spends on handbags and shoes.
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05-31-2013, 07:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Delos
Or if you get out of the shower and put on military camo clothes just to take a leak, you might be a mall ninja!
(No, wait, that was an old Buddy Hackett joke about Bob Newhart being the kind of guy that gets out of the shower and puts on a suit just to take a leak).
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger would say:
You be Beethoven and ………. I WILL BE BACH
Whatever happened to X-hey Germans-nay in the Trucks-nay.
(Or however that Pig Latin was done in the old “combat” TV series, that was supposed to confuse German soldiers that learned English recently - and were trying to get past your road block dressed like Americans).
My wife tells me it was last letter of each word first?
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05-31-2013, 08:51 PM
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You might be a mall ninja if...
the pictures you carry in your wallet of your kids are several years old but you update photos of your latest 15-22 build at least once a week.
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05-31-2013, 08:52 PM
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You might be a mall ninja if...
you have a set of dress camo for formal occassions.
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05-31-2013, 08:56 PM
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You spend more on your 15-22 accessories than your wife spends on handbags and shoes.
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I've been a widower for a long time, but I have to question whether that's actually possible.
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06-01-2013, 08:10 AM
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You might be a mall ninja if...
...You cover the perfectly fine upholstery in your car with these.
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06-01-2013, 09:02 AM
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...You cover the perfectly fine upholstery in your car with these.
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Hummm, may have a lil Mall Ninja in me as I sorta like those - look good in my Wrangler 
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06-01-2013, 11:01 AM
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I think some folks confuse being redneck with being a mall ninja. Even though sometimes similar there is a difference. Down here in Missississippi wearing cammo or having a cammo truck, boat or upholstery is not unusual. Think of the Duck Dynasty folks. They have cammo on everything but they certainly aren't mall ninjas. To a southerner, cammo is a fashion statement.
Now granted, if you live in the city, never go hunting and only shoot at a range and have a full cammo ensemble, then yes, you might be a mall ninja. Or at the very least, a redneck wannabe.
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06-01-2013, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by RedNeck Jim
Now granted, if you live in the city, never go hunting and only shoot at a range and have a full cammo ensemble, then yes, you might be a mall ninja. Or at the very least, a redneck wannabe.
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It's funny to this Southern boy to watch the fellas up here who have never been out of Connecticut (or even New England) pretend to be Rednecks. In one of the LGS I listened to one of these wannabes talking with a Boston accent. Ever hear anyone with a Boston accent say "Ya'all"? If it wasn't so darn funny it would be pathetic.
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06-01-2013, 12:09 PM
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yes, when posting....think of walking in the Mall of America and ninjas! Wait, you do need a gun in the Mall of America but that don't count.
You may be a closet mall ninja if you have a subscription to the Bud-K catalog, CTD, SMG, and read the same one every morning next to the throne!!! And pages are dog eared for future purchases!!!
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