All the Mother's day card for the Wife are stupid

[P&R Fan]

Went to four different stores today to get a Mother's day card for Missus Fan. They have dozens of them for every possible Mother....except the Wife. Oh, sure, you can get mushy ones. I never do that, has to be funny.
I go through this every year. I think this is an untapped gold mine for somebody.
Jim

 

[tbgunner88]

Mothers Day card for the wife, you wouldn't happen to be from West Virginia would you?

 

[Salty RI]

Send her this one.

"I'm Watching You" | Mother's Day Printable Card | Blue Mountain eCards

 

[P&R Fan]

The one I bought says "First love, then came marriage-". Open it up and inside it says "After that all hell broke loose".

Wasn't the best one, but it'll do.
Of course I will write a poem on the inside too. She always gets a poem that I personally write on all cards.
Because I'm a Sweetie Pie.
Jim

 

[boatme99]

Pretty much all the standard holiday cards are stinkers.
If you live in fairly large population center, though, you can usually find an independent card store that has pretty good ones.

In West Palm, there was one that you could spend over an hour in, just looking at cards. You'd always end up buying some because you knew you would use them eventually.

 

[captorquewrench]

Another reason I don't do Mother's Day.

 

[Stu1205]

Send her this one.

"I'm Watching You" | Mother's Day Printable Card | Blue Mountain eCards

And when will you be getting out of the hospital?

 

[don5]

Ahh just give her a Fur Coat and she will be happy.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

She's my wife. Mothers day is the kids problem. I deal with my mom-they deal with theirs

 

[ordy]

I bought my wife a mother's day card when my son was born in 1982. I've used the same card year after year and just change the date on the card. She does the same thing with a father's day card. Kind of a family joke and a way to boycott the "hallmark holidays".

 

[Mickey D]

She's my wife. Mothers day is the kids problem. I deal with my mom-they deal with theirs

The same with Valentines day. Card and/or gift for your sweetheart, not everyone you love.

 

[ImprovedModel56Fan]

She's my wife. Mothers day is the kids problem. I deal with my mom-they deal with theirs

Makes sense to me, doesn't to my wife. Guess which viewpoint counts.

 

[HOUSTON RICK]

Mine could care less about cards, flowers or sappy sentiments. Cash and good food are what Mother (and Mother in Law) wants.

 

[P&R Fan]

Ahh just give her a Fur Coat and she will be happy.

I tried. The mink won't fit.
Jim

 

[Arik]

I almost never buy greeting cards. Seems pointless. Besides what does it say that the present hasn't already said? It like I got my mom flowers but just in case she wasn't sure what they ment I'm going to get a card that has words on it so she doesn't have to guess what the flowers ment

 

[soFlaNative]

I tried. The mink won't fit.
Jim

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[PatAz]

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The worst part of this is I get this joke.

 

[gmborkovic]

Im staying out of this. I have the moderators all ready watching me.
Mike 2796

 

[P&R Fan]

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I just cannot get away from that one.
Jim

 

[arjay]

I just cannot get away from that one.
Jim

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