In for a routine physical. The doctor, with his electronic clipboard, asks a bunch of questions, checking them off one by one. Most of the answers are in the chart already, and have been part of my history for quite a while.
You could tell he was not comfortable with the process, and was hoping that by going through a "routine" checklist, it would just go by...
It got interesting when he asked me if I was monogamous. I looked him in the eye, and said "I'm too tired for anything else!"
But I knew the other question was coming.
I waited for it...and there it was: "Do you have any guns in the house?"
"Heck yes, Doc, a whole bunch, and I have a chain saw, a bunch gasoline, steak knives, a big, beautiful Ford truck, a couple of carnivorous canines, chemicals, mercury in the fluorescent lights, a weed wacker, hedge trimmer..."
Then I asked him, "what about you? What item or ideal do you possess that I want to know about that has nothing to do with my actual health care? "
The poor young guy's face turned a bit red. I suggested he contact the AMA and let them know the patient consensus around here is that they should stop pushing their agenda, and forcing him to be their little watchdog.
And that's about as confrontational as I ever get anymore...
Len
You could tell he was not comfortable with the process, and was hoping that by going through a "routine" checklist, it would just go by...
It got interesting when he asked me if I was monogamous. I looked him in the eye, and said "I'm too tired for anything else!"
But I knew the other question was coming.
I waited for it...and there it was: "Do you have any guns in the house?"
"Heck yes, Doc, a whole bunch, and I have a chain saw, a bunch gasoline, steak knives, a big, beautiful Ford truck, a couple of carnivorous canines, chemicals, mercury in the fluorescent lights, a weed wacker, hedge trimmer..."
Then I asked him, "what about you? What item or ideal do you possess that I want to know about that has nothing to do with my actual health care? "
The poor young guy's face turned a bit red. I suggested he contact the AMA and let them know the patient consensus around here is that they should stop pushing their agenda, and forcing him to be their little watchdog.
And that's about as confrontational as I ever get anymore...
Len