Banning Dihydrogen Monoxide

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Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:
- is the major component of acid rain
- contributes to the "greenhouse effect"
- it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
- contributes to erosion
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes
- has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

Despite the dangers, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant.
- in nuclear power plants.
- in the production of styrofoam.
- as a fire retardant.
- in many forms of cruel animal research.
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal.

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
 
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Lol. I knew someone would see how stupid this is, but it does make a point. Lol all this gun ban stuff in the media is getting old.
 
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If it sounds scary, it is I guess. In the weak minded at least. Ignorance ain't necessarily bliss these days.
 
The Penn & Teller bit where they went to a tree-huggers convention was pretty funny. They got LOTS of signatures on their petition to ban DHMO!
 
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year.

You need to send this to CNN and MSNBC...it needs to be made public so that more lives won't be lost in the future. I am sure the news organizations will do a complete investigation and publish only factual information so that this menace can be stopped and new laws enacted to prevent further destruction.
 
Is this stuff known by the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects? Unless I see a warning from the State of California on something I just assume it is safe.
 
I remember seeing this several years back-they went on a college campus and it was hysterical! The kids were screaming for it to be banned! Priceless.
 
We need to organize a massive fish, porpoise and whale rescue and transport them to the desert where they can live out their lives in peace (except in northern Mali) without constant immersion in DMHO.
Ditto for the poor ducks and geese who have been landing in this stuff-
(now I know why my gumbo was tasting funny).

I have discovered, however, that if you drop solid DMHO in good single-barrel bourbon, it neutralizes the bad effects of DMHO - we need to vastly increase our national production of bourbon in order to save the free world (and New York).
 
We need to organize a massive fish, porpoise and whale rescue and transport them to the desert where they can live out their lives in peace (except in northern Mali) without constant immersion in DMHO.
Ditto for the poor ducks and geese who have been landing in this stuff-
(now I know why my gumbo was tasting funny).

I have discovered, however, that if you drop solid DMHO in good single-barrel bourbon, it neutralizes the bad effects of DMHO - we need to vastly increase our national production of bourbon in order to save the free world (and New York).

Look --- you ought not be so careless and cavalier about mentioning solid DMHO in public fora such as this. Should word get around, the next thing you know, people will be finding innumerable, almost unimaginable ways to use this solidified DMHO in ways that can't possibly contribute to wholesome, moral, and ethical behavior. Why, they may take up such activities as "skating", a known precursor to activity associated with youthful illicit sex; solidified DMHO "fishing", which even when practiced by midwestern Protestants is inextricably associated with alcohol consumption; and exotic boating, which, in itself innocuous, may be so exhilarating as to induce either of the former misbehaviors. And, please, think of the Polar bears and other marine mammals whose environments may be irreparably damaged by indiscriminate consumption of solidified DMHO.
 
The solid stuff does come in handy when making homemade ice cream. And as someone else already mentioned if you put it in an alcohol type beverage it becomes safe to consume.
 
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