Been thinking...

[LL617]

I want S&W to upgrade the model 10-5 [and, yes, I know that there are later models] to the "Ladies Model Slim". I want them to flatten the cylinder much a Kemper has in their latest revolver and make it with a reduced hammer [that is, with just a round, flatten nub so that one could use it single action but that it would be almost impossible to catch on clothes]. I would like for the grip to be flattened much like a Charter Arms Undercover Light so that I can grip the revolver easily, yet not have the grip pattern through ladies' attire. The trigger should also be a bit wider at the point of contact for the finger. All surfaces of the revolver should have a silky smooth finish and "almost melty" edges for easy concealment. And I would like adjustable sights with clear optic dots, again much like the Kemper. Oh, and let's make this in a composite so that the empty weight is 20 oz. on the nose. Let's load the "Ladies" for .38 Sp with six. Make the revolver able to shoot +P if desired.

Could I please get one before April Fools Day, please?