Best Valentine's Day Card ever!
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It might be safer to have been the poacher in the Lion thread! 
Ivan the Butcher
Member
My wife, my girl friend, and my mistress all have the same name and address!
Ivan
Ivan
I stopped at the local watering hole for a beer. A friend -- a really attractive gal 30 years my junior -- stopped in and joined me. She said her boyfriend hadn't even texted her a "Happy Valentine's Day" wish all day. I said, "Happy Valentine's Day." She smiled and gave me a big hug.
When I left to come home she gave me another hug and said, "Thanks for being my Valentine."
i wanted to cry, and I wanted to punch her boyfriend.
Oh, to be 30 years younger....
When I left to come home she gave me another hug and said, "Thanks for being my Valentine."
i wanted to cry, and I wanted to punch her boyfriend.
Oh, to be 30 years younger....
joeintexas
US Veteran
Ron, you are one brave man.
Jack Flash
SWCA Member
Golly gee, give him a break. Some guys just aren't into that mushy stuff.
Triathloncoach
Member
I want to hear his side of the story.
Not really...I made up the greeting card! None of it is true in my case...now, put down the rolling pin, dear!
Jack Flash
SWCA Member
The Two Bit Cowboy must be single. If my wife found out I've been hanging around a bar hugging younger women, I'm afraid the story would have a very sad, possibly very tragic, ending.
The Two Bit Cowboy must be single. If my wife found out I've been hanging around a bar hugging younger women, I'm afraid the story would have a very sad, possibly very tragic, ending.
No soup for you?
misswired
Absent Comrade
An attractive middle aged woman was receiving flowers at her workplace when all the hens' gathered around to jealously give her grief. One started off "are they from your boyfriend or husband?" The rest joined in ragging her about a boyfriend when; Keeping a straight faced she replied: "No, the flowers are from my husband." They kept prodding her 'how do you know without looking at the card?' Her reply: " Cause my boyfriend always gives diamonds!"
Ya' reckon?
fiasconva
Member
So you walk into your house and your wife smells her perfume on your clothes. You are a dead man. *s*
Fishslayer
US Veteran, Absent Comrade
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