Caje's marital advice for the newly wed

[CAJUNLAWYER]

When (note I did not use "if") your new bride does something wrong or not to your liking or standards gently point out to her what she did incorrectly and how it should be done. Explain to her how your mother did it and she should start with that. She will greatly appreciate your input and your marriage will be off to a good solid start.. Trust me on this one

 

[johngalt]

Switching to divorce law?

 

[ladder13]

Staying at Motel 6 tonite?

 

[jframe]

When (note I did not use "if") your new bride does something wrong or not to your liking or standards gently point out to her what she did incorrectly and how it should be done. Explain to her how your mother did it and she should start with that. She will greatly appreciate your input and your mayriage will be off to a good solid start.. Trust me on this one

Wife gave me the stinkeye when I read this to her

 

[dben002]

She told me "then you should have married your mother".

 

[mckenney99]

Drumming up business?

 

[biku324]

So; the single best predictor of future behavior is, in fact, past behavior. This means that when you meet the love of your life in a bar while she is married to someone else, you are not allowed to expect any sympathy when you discover she drinks and cheats.

Counseling 101.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

So; the single best predictor of future behavior is, in fact, past behavior. This means that when you meet the love of your life in a bar while she is married to someone else, you are not allowed to sympathy when you discover she drinks and cheats.

Counseling 101.

PRE cisely!!!

 

[TX-Dennis]

A former boss used to brag about how he "stole" his wife from a doctor she was married to at the time. For some reason he was surprised when she cheated on him with a different doctor. She's now his ex wife, of course.

 

[THE PILGRIM]

Let’s don’t forget to explain in detail how your Mom made those delicious Egg Salad Sandwiches.
And then carefully and precisely cut off the crust before she served them.

 

[375hh1973]

Shacking up is way cheaper in the long run

Just sayin

 

[ISCS Yoda]

Clearly, there is better advice. I tell men this all the time.

if") your new bride does something wrong or not to your liking or standards

DON'T SAY ANYTHING!!!!

Not just to the obvious things as my colleague at the bar has pointed out, but to just about ANYTHING. Don't say anything. You'll do well to remember that.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Anything you say will be held against you for eternity.

 

[EllDee]

A LOT of wisdom in this thread.

 

[armadillo]

When they get married:

The man thinks the woman will never change - but she does.
The woman thinks she can change the man - but she can't.

 

[sophie]

Sage advice Caje.
From the way you talk I bet you tried it.

 

[LVSteve]

When they get married:

The man thinks the woman will never change - but she does.
The woman thinks she can change the man - but she can't.

I can think of two marriages I observed from afar that turned that totally on its head.

 

[swsig]

Anything you say will be held against you for eternity.

I'd say: "Uma Thurman" or "Scarlett Johansson"

 

[STCM(SW)]

" If you want to happy the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, from my personal point of view have an ugly girl marry you"

 

[UncleEd]

Don't tell your new bride how your mother did something. Rather have your mother move in wiith you. That way your bride can receive direct hands on training right on the spot.