Or more formally......
They can put 'Purina' on your headstone. After they scrape up enough cat poop to put in a coffee can.
They can put 'Purina' on your headstone. After they scrape up enough cat poop to put in a coffee can.

Never get out of the boat! Never get out of the boat!
okay... Here's one for the brainiacs here... how close genetically are jaguars and leopards ? Did they develop entirely separately.. or was the main type started before the continents broke apart... I always wondered about this...
RobertJ:
Forget the boat!!! Take a look at the two videos on this clip from National Geographic. The first is the Arizona Jaguar which has apparently been dubbed "El Jefe", or The Boss... And is pretty impressive. But the second video, which I believe was filmed in South America, shows just how stealthy the jaguar is, and also, how quietly and strongly he can swim, and just what a bite he has when he gets to you!!!
Only Known Jaguar in U.S. Filmed in Rare Video
You probably wouldn't even hear him sneaking up on you.
Best Regards, Les