Chupacabra vs. the Alamo (2013)

[zzzippper]

A DEA agent (Erik Estrada) and a band of outlaws battle bloodsucking creatures at the Alamo.

I can't believe someone made this ****. The "star" says a lot about it. They must have had the ringo kid in mind when they came up with the idea.

 

[James&theGiant1911]

the syfy channels cheese movie of the week, never fails to deliver.

Sharknado and Snowmageddon

winners

 

[walnutred]

Well, the draft script had them to battling Zombie Illegal Aliens. However an unnamed country south of the Rio Grand allegedly threatened to hack the DMV. And now you know the rest of the story.

 

[6518John]

I always wonder if these sort of movies started out as "adult features," but the "actors/actresses" were caught in a vice sting the night before? Since the crew and equipment are rented, the show must go on. And you see the results.

 

[Grayfox]

I usually like the SyFy movies. But even I couldn't get through that one.

 

[CajunBass]

As a buddy of mine in the band used to say..."It's a gig."

 

[GatorFarmer]

I enjoyed that one. Erik Estrada is a reasonably entertaining and interesting fellow. He is a gun nut and notable NRA member. I think at one point he ran for board of directors.

Since the usual inclination is to call for a boycott of an anti gun actors project, I suppose we all ought support this one...

 

[Frank46]

Actually the sci-fi channel here in Louisiana had that same movie on today. Frank

 

[shouldazagged]

Someone--probably a small group of guys--had to be really seriously impaired to come up with that. Almost as trashed as the geniuses who thought up the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, which is a really scary thought.

 

[A10]

It was one of those movies that was so bad I couldn't turn the channel............

 

[labworm]

But, but I like the "Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles", and I am not shell shocked either.

 

[williamlayton]

That was not based on a true story ?
Blessings

 

[zzzippper]

That was not based on a true story ?
Blessings

Absolutely, I read about it in the Enquirer.

 

[the ringo kid]

A DEA agent (Erik Estrada) and a band of outlaws battle bloodsucking creatures at the Alamo.

I can't believe someone made this ****. The "star" says a lot about it. They must have had the ringo kid in mind when they came up with the idea.

You cant call Erik Estradas new movie a ****-this means WAR.Heh heh heh....
I tried watching a few minutes of it having sen it by accident several months ago. They break into avintage weapons room and some are stilll oaded and could fire....... Gotta shake my head at this sorry waste of digital space.

Now the sifi channel is stuck showing carp for movies about killer gators.

 

[the ringo kid]

the syfy channels cheese movie of the week, never fails to deliver.

Sharknado and Snowmageddon

winners

Some of their earlier "'efforts" that were even worse are: Mansquito and SS Doomstrooper. Trooper started off in a good direction but quickly went north...

 

[the ringo kid]

I always wonder if these sort of movies started out as "adult features," but the "actors/actresses" were caught in a vice sting the night before? Since the crew and equipment are rented, the show must go on. And you see the results.

I think the producers spent a ttal of $1.31 cents on this effort though.

BTW,did they and the Alamo--survive the monsters????

 

[the ringo kid]

Someone--probably a small group of guys--had to be really seriously impaired to come up with that. Almost as trashed as the geniuses who thought up the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, which is a really scary thought.

Actually,the TMNT cartoons that were on back in the late 80s and early 90s--were well done and I watched them when I got home from work. However, I think all the movies made suck prune pits.

 

[zzzippper]

BTW,did they and the Alamo--survive the monsters????

No one has ever seen the ending.

 

[Harrison]

Although fairly rare in S. Texas, Chupacabra's are always a threat. Thankfully your average 9mm or 38 spec. is usually more than enough gun against one.

 

[the ringo kid]

Heh heh, and I suspect those monsters were ozzy osbourne look-a-likes too. Ill never forgive him for peeing on the Alamo.