Cisco Wine

[Alpo]

In the "gave money, did I get conned" thread, someone posted a picture of a cooler full of Mad Dog and Cisco.

I'd never heard of Cisco, so googled it.

Now, the language don't belong here, but if you were to go Google Cisco Wine, and look at what they have to say about it in the Urban Dictionary, I think you may find it amusing.

The consensus seems to be that it is NOT a good drink.

 

[CH4]

Cisco is some crazy, powerful fuel. Never tried it, but as a cop I've dealt with many who have. It's one of the several bum wines that include, Night Train, Thunderbird, etc. it's, cheap, tasty and can get you from point A to point B in short order.

 

[kozmic]

Right up there with gas station sushi and a 7-11 haircut.

 

[italiansport]

I got into a Mad Dog drinking bout with some buddies more years ago then I care to remember. My wife told me if I ever drank any of that **** again she'd divorce me! never did find out exactly what I did!
Jim

 

[RSBH44]

I got into a Mad Dog drinking bout with some buddies more years ago then I care to remember. My wife told me if I ever drank any of that **** again she'd divorce me! never did find out exactly what I did!
Jim

Haha, when I was growing up around here, Mad Dog 20/20 was the paper bag "wine" ( sic) of choice for a CHEAP buzz. That and Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

 

[shouldazagged]

Thursday was a good year.

 

[6518John]

On the Nigh train!


Wake up late
Honey put on your clothes
Take your credit card
to the liquor store
That's one for you and
two for me by tonight
I'll be loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Feelin' like a space brain
One more time tonight

I'm on the nightrain
Bottoms up
I'm on the nightrain
Fill my cup
I'm on the nightrain
Ready to crash and burn
I never learn
I'm on the nightrain
I love that stuff
I'm on the nightrain
I can never get enough
I'm on the nightrain
Never to return-no

Loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Speedin' like a space brain
One more time tonight
I'm on the nightrain
And I'm lookin' for some
I'm on the nightrain
So's I can leave this slum
I'm on the nightrain
And I'm ready to crash and burn
Nightrain
Bottoms up
I'm on the nightrain
Fill my cup
I'm on the nightrain

Whoa yeah
I'm on the nightrain
Love that stuff
I'm on the nightrain
An I can never get enough
Ridin' the nightrain
I guess I
I guess, I guess, I guess
I never learn

On the nightrain
Float me home
Ooh I'm on the nightrain
Ridin' the nightrain
Never to return
Nightrain

 

[e3mrk]

Just Google Bum Wine and You get the complete menu with pictures.