Clint Eastwood Quote

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This quote was attributed to Clint. Don't know if it is true or not but, either way, it is really funny.

"Participating in a gun buy back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids."
 
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it is indeed from Clint from his book My Twilight Years and I like it...the one I always remember is....now did I shoot 5 or 6 times....you feel lucky punk...or something along those lines
 
jimmib said:
it is indeed from Clint from his book My Twilight Years and I like it...the one I always remember is....now did I shoot 5 or 6 times....you feel lucky punk...or something along those lines
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Did I shoot 5 times? Or did I shoot 6? Do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya?

I can't quote it exactly either but I believe it's close

the original point and click interface, by Smith & Wesson
 
thebeamanater107 said:
Did I shoot 5 times? Or did I shoot 6? Do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya?

I can't quote it exactly either but I believe it's close

the original point and click interface, by Smith & Wesson
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The original 'Dirty Harry' movie, about 1973. Bad guy, armed with a Walther P38 holding a little boy as Inspector Callahan aims the Model 29.

"I know what you're thinking, punk. Did I shoot 6 times or only 5? To tell you the truth, in all this excitement I forgot to keep count. So the question you have to ask yourself is 'do I feel lucky'. Well do you, punk?"

But the really funny one was in 'Bronco Billy'. Clint Eastwood and Sandra Locke talking, Eastwood says something about being in prison.

SL: "You were in prison?"
CE: "Yes".
SL: "For what?"
CE: "Nine years".
SL: "Why?"
CE: "Murder".
SL: "Oh my God, what happened?"
CE: "I came home early from work one day and found my wife in bed with my best friend".
SL: "What did you do?"
CE: (very matter of fact tone): "I shot her".
SL: "But what about him?"
CE: (confused tone): "He's my best friend."

Good lines. Great delivery.
 
LoboGunLeather said:
But the really funny one was in 'Bronco Billy'. Clint Eastwood and Sandra Locke talking, Eastwood says something about being in prison.

SL: "You were in prison?"
CE: "Yes".
SL: "For what?"
CE: "Nine years".
SL: "Why?"
CE: "Murder".
SL: "Oh my God, what happened?"
CE: "I came home early from work one day and found my wife in bed with my best friend".
SL: "What did you do?"
CE: (very matter of fact tone): "I shot her".
SL: "But what about him?"
CE: (confused tone): "He's my best friend."

Good lines. Great delivery.
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A contrarian point of view: This is the sort of misogynistic quote that drives the ladies away from this forum in droves.
 
Rastoff said:
No, I don't think it does. My wife thought it was funny and it would be just as funny if it were the other way round.
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The original joke is "...why shoot her and not him? Well, I figured I can shoot her once, or shoot a different guy every week" I think women have a sense of humor.
 
I always like the time he was interviewed on one of the late night talk shows, when asked if he was concerned about the differences in ages between himself and his pretty young bride. He paused, then replied "If she dies, she dies".
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Cyrano said:
A contrarian point of view: This is the sort of misogynistic quote that drives the ladies away from this forum in droves.
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YOU ARE KIDDING ??? In droves? WOW Name two....O forget it, I know their names....Maxine waters, and Nancy Pelosie...Isn't that a shame? BTW....misogynistic...I will have to admit my lack of knowledge...sounds serious... Just looked it up.....It is Greek to me.
 
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Cyrano said:
A contrarian point of view: This is the sort of misogynistic quote that drives the ladies away from this forum in droves.
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There's nothing misogynistic about the concept that a woman engaged in adultery with her husband's best friend, may well have been the instigator thereof.

In fact, assuming that the fault could not possibly be the woman's is in fact highly misogynistic - - it is degrading of women to assume that they are incapable of free will and not fully responsible for their own choices, good or bad. Implies they are not as capable as men, mentally.

"The soft sexism of low expectations," don't you know?

:D
 
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Wow you fellows sure use big words. I personally liked some of the things Josie Wales had to say.Have a nice day! Be happy!
 
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