Conspiracy Theory: Chappaquiddick

Wyatt Burp

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In 1969, while his wife was in the hospital about to give birth, Ted Kennedy and a few other married guys were partying at a cottage on Chappaquiddick Island with a few women. They all had hotel rooms across the bridge on Martha's Vinyard. Kennedy left the cottage with Mary Jo Kapechne and was spotted by a rent-a-cop as they drove home or who knows where.. Kennedy then sped toward's the illfated bridge and went over the side. Or did he?
There were two houses by the bridge with lights on and the residents heard his car. But later when he put together his story about walking the long distance to where his freinds were, he didn't have an answer as to why he didn't go to one of these houses for help while this girl was underwater. I think, and a cop speculated this in 1969, that when he spotted the cop and took off he pulled over and got out, telling Kopechne to drive around and pick him up in a little while. He couldn't afford to be caught out alone, probably a little lit from the partying, with a young woman while his wife was in the hospital having a baby.
Kopechne, who was small and drove a Volkswagen, was in a Chrysler with the seat adjusted for Kennedy, and not being familiar with the island like Ted was, didn't see the bridge and went off the side into the canal. The road curved into the bridge and she wouldn't have seen it until she was right on it. It was dark, she was in an unfamiar car, and had never been there before.
This doesn't get Kennedy off the hook. But how could he come up with his story omitting a good reason for not going to those other houses to call the police? Because he was never there. And the next day at his hotel witnesses said he was a little detached, but not upset. I think that's because he didn't know about the accident yet. His story, while very shadey if true, made him more noble than jumping out of the car which was an admission he was up to some hanky panky.
Does anybody who managed to read all this without getting bored see any holes in the theory? Let me know.
 
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Wyatt, I never followed that particular scandal close enough to have more than a genral bad oppinion of it. The Kennedy family has been the most blessed/cursed in the history of the united states. It started with joe way back in the 20s and 30s. Just a one line list of each scandal and tradjidy would fill a book!
Back when jack was running for president he was at my dads plant at the gate shakeing hands. Dad ignored his hand and told him he was just a ritch playboy!
 
Caj has the right idea. I did not go for his politics but I felt for his family especially for his mother. I glimpsed yesterday that he lived with a constant death threat.
 
Caj has the right idea. I did not go for his politics but I felt for his family especially for his mother. I glimpsed yesterday that he lived with a constant death threat.

Maybe.
Isn't it a grand coincidence that after T. Kennedy's picked successor was knocked off in the senate election. all of this information about what a grand, persecuted guy he was just somehow comes out. :rolleyes:

Mobsters and Kennedys become saints after they die?
 
Mary Jo
Grassy knoll
Roswell, NM
Patton's broken neck......

Talk 'em death forever, and all you will have accomplished is exercise. You'll never know more than you know now. Time tends to cloud the picture more than it will clarify it.
 
Mary Jo
Grassy knoll
Roswell, NM
Patton's broken neck......

Talk 'em death forever, and all you will have accomplished is exercise. You'll never know more than you know now. Time tends to cloud the picture more than it will clarify it.

Parton's broken neck? Prob'ly from all that weight she carries around in front of 'er.

...oh...PATTON'S broken neck...(ahem)...:Red Face:
 
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence."
I am not a big believer in conspiracy theories, like too many theories people think they explain away events and think because they make a plausible explanation, they do explain things and are hence proven fact.
There were all sorts of theories about Harding's sudden demise, especially with all the scandals that were brewing at the time.
Sending anonymous death threats is a basic technique of Psychological Warfare. I knew one individual in the Army who was always receiving
homosexual "love letters". It rattled his cage no end. Conversely if during all those years they never identified or prosecuted even one of those individuals-former Chief Judge of New York Sol B. Wachtler did 13 months for sending threatening letters to a mistress who wanted to dump him-it makes me wonder how genuine a lot of those threats were and who really sent them.
 
Was Marilyn Monroe killed by someone under direction of the Kennedy's? Could it have been Lee Harvey Oswald who later got even because he had not been paid for the job? Did Bobby Kennedy have a controlling interest in Jack Ruby's nightclub and was Ruby really injected with cancer cells while in prison? What about Fidel and Nikita? Did Oswald give the Russians enough info to shoot down Gary Powers U-2 spyplane? Did Ted Kennedy once have an affair with Marina Oswald? Was the New Orleans DA right after all? Is it true Jack Kennedy had a secret underground passageway to the White House that he used to smuggle in hot chicks? Is it still there? Does Obama secretly use it to smuggle in Glen Beck for clandestine visits?
 
Mary Jo
Grassy knoll
Roswell, NM
Patton's broken neck......

Talk 'em death forever, and all you will have accomplished is exercise. You'll never know more than you know now. Time tends to cloud the picture more than it will clarify it.


I agree. When it comes to these issues at this point in time, even if the truth came out...the water is so murky it wouldn't be believed. The vast majority of the participants are deceased.
Like trying to solve the murder of King Tut...and about as pointless.
 
You left out Hoffa.

DG

Nick Tosches wrote a great piece on Hoffa. Fiction, I presume, although he did not represent it as such.

P.S. Oops. If he did, I never read it. It was a great piece on Elvis's twin brother, in which there was a passing reference to Hoffa.
 
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I like this one..

Mary Jo : "Teddy, I think I'm pregnant"

Teddy : "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.."

And the rest is history..
 
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