Dallas Cowboys - Some jokes just write themselves.

[Hillbilly77]

It's been reported that Dallas Cowboys center Travis Frederick has accepted an endorsement deal for "toilet wipes for men".
These hygiene products are called "One Wipe Charlies".

So the Dallas center wants to get rid of the stinky problem behind him...
Am I the only one thinking of all sorts of Tony Romo jokes here?

 

[ladder13]

I hear rags coming

 

[kozmic]

What Hillbilly? No hornets' nests out your way to rattle so you're takin' your quest for grief global?

 

[rags]

I hear rags coming

I'm out of this one. I'll plead the 5th! So much power, so little time...

 

[ladder13]

I'm out of this one. I'll plead the 5th! So much power, so little time...

Save that ding hammer for the needy.

 

[Gunslinger808]

As a long time Cowboy fan, I can agree.
Really might not be a bad thing for all teams to replace the QBs towel.
I mean really, licking your fingers after taking a snap can't be all that healthy!

 

[rags]

Oh Billy... Look what my Dad got me for my birthday.

 

[finesse_r]

You mean Roger Staubach is no longer the Dallas Cowboy quaterback?

 

[shouldazagged]

That isn't going to help. Getting rid of the owner is the only solution. Or at least convincing him that he can't also be the coach.

 

[Hillbilly77]

Oh Billy... Look what my Dad got me for my birthday.

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Oh.....

I'm sorry, I didn't know you were one of "those people".

 

[Maddog 521]

Travis Frederick, the Dallas Cowboy center, is my cousins grandson. Travis and 3 other centers were approached to do this endorsement, and they all said yes. I wish them all the luck in the world with their football careers.

 

[sheepdawg]

I think the Cowgirls should get Romo cloned. Imagine a Romo starting at every position.

 

[don5]

As a Raiders fan, I am NOT going to make ANY jokes or derogatory remarks about the Cowboys. Just sayin that I feel your pain.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

I beat thread lock.
Can you flush those things??????
I'm guessing those are for the finish and not the heavy lifting

 

[S&WForty]

I think the Cowgirls should get Romo cloned. Imagine a Romo starting at every position.

The first year he made a high number of mistakes was a year the rest of the team sucked. Had the rest played to his high level and not required him to force plays, they would have gone a lot farther.

Win or lose, I think very highly of Romo. He's clearly the best QB since Aikman, and his personal stats would have gone a long way had he played on the Jimmy Johnson teams.

 

[vigil617]

I hear when you unfold those things, they're the size of a coffee table!

One wipe, indeed!

 

[old bear]

I beat thread lock.
Can you flush those things??????
I'm guessing those are for the finish and not the heavy lifting

Yes you can.
And just the thing for the perfect finishing touch.

 

[vigil617]

Is it just me, or does this product seem a bit, well, "unmanly"?

How many of your hunting and fishing buddies are gonna sit around the campfire bragging about how little product it took to clean up after a session on the throne?

More likely, the bragging would be about how much product it took!

I think they'd have a lot more success with "One Wipe Charlottes" for those ladies-on-the-go.

YMMV!

 

[wbraswell]

As a Cowboy fan, I have to ask, "Can I get them in Redskin colors?"

 

[rags]

Who is it with "FIVE" Championships?

I have one for Pittsburgh fans...

Knock knock..
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen who?
"0" & two baby!