I recently came across this. I had seen it in the past and felt it was true in every way.
If you have now or in the past had a puppy which became a dog you will understand this - I did it was true for me
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Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.
2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
3. If I can take to from you, it’s mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
5. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
Life lessons learned from a dog
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want.
2. Don’t go out without ID.
3. If it’s not wet and sloppy, it’s not a kiss.
4. Beware of when you hold your tongue, and when to use it.
5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
6. Always give people a friendly greeting.
7. When you do something wrong always take responsibility (as soon as you’re dragged out from under the bed).
Things dogs have to remember
1. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
2. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
3. I will not eat the cat’s food before or after they eat it.
4. I will stop trying to find the few remaining patches of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
5. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
6. “Kitty Box Crunches” are not food.
7. I will not steal my mom’s underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
If you have now or in the past had a puppy which became a dog you will understand this - I did it was true for me
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Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.
2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
3. If I can take to from you, it’s mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
5. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
Life lessons learned from a dog
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want.
2. Don’t go out without ID.
3. If it’s not wet and sloppy, it’s not a kiss.
4. Beware of when you hold your tongue, and when to use it.
5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
6. Always give people a friendly greeting.
7. When you do something wrong always take responsibility (as soon as you’re dragged out from under the bed).
Things dogs have to remember
1. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
2. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
3. I will not eat the cat’s food before or after they eat it.
4. I will stop trying to find the few remaining patches of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
5. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
6. “Kitty Box Crunches” are not food.
7. I will not steal my mom’s underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
