Dressing Guidelines For Seniors

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In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots.
12. Short shorts and varicose veins.
13. Inline skates and a walker.

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks...

14. Thongs and Depends.

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
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In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots.
12. Short shorts and varicose veins.
13. Inline skates and a walker.

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks...

14. Thongs and Depends.

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
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Originally posted by TNDixieGirl:
In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots.
12. Short shorts and varicose veins.
13. Inline skates and a walker.

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks...

14. Thongs and Depends.

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
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Does this mean a major overhaul in your wardrobe
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An old retired bricklayer once told me, son at my age whatever happens to be going on in my pants doesnt matter It can wait.
 
Originally posted by mwtdvm:
First stage of approaching senility:
And don't forget to zip. All the way.
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Second stage of approaching senility..

Forgetting to unzip..
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Yep. Forgetting to unzip is much worse than forgetting to zip back up.
 
Ma'am, another "senior fashion no-no" that I see all too often is the bald guy with a ponytail.

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Hope this helps, and Semper Fi.

Ron H.
 
Originally posted by Damn Yankee:
Why worry about zipping all the way?

What can't get up can't get out!!!!!!!!!
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Winston Churchill, while, on stage, giving a speech to a ladies club, noticed that his fly was down. Not missing a beat, he commented to the group, "Don't worry ladies. I've yet to see a dead bird fall out of its' nest !"
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Good morning!
I'm guilty of 10 out of 13.
I have room for improvment.
I'm off fishing with a buddy as soon as I get coffee made.
Now I need to go change clothes too.
Everybody have a good day.
Mike
 
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