Here is a stupid frog joke you can tell any where {because it is clean}...stupid, but clean.
A frog walks into a bank and asks for a $5000.00 loan, he notices that the tellers name is Patricia Whack. She says "I am sorry sir but we dont normally give money to frogs." He tells her not to worry, it's O.K. because he is Kermit Jagger...son of the legendary rock singer Mick Jagger. She looks at him kinda' funny but the frog says "it's O.K. I have already spoken to the manager, I am Mick's son."
So she says "that may be, but we will still need some collateral." She ask what he has for collateral and he says no problem and quickly produces a one inch high pink porcelain elephant.
She takes it into the manager and says "you are not going to believe this but"...the manager cuts her off and says " I know, a frog named Kermit Jagger is out there wanting his $5000 dollar loan!! Go ahead and give it to him, its all been approved."
She cant believe it.. and says "O.K. but just tell me one thing...what exactly is this he has for collateral??? And the bank manager says...
"It's a knick knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man was a rolling stone!!!"
Dont be too mad, I told you it was stupid.
A frog walks into a bank and asks for a $5000.00 loan, he notices that the tellers name is Patricia Whack. She says "I am sorry sir but we dont normally give money to frogs." He tells her not to worry, it's O.K. because he is Kermit Jagger...son of the legendary rock singer Mick Jagger. She looks at him kinda' funny but the frog says "it's O.K. I have already spoken to the manager, I am Mick's son."
So she says "that may be, but we will still need some collateral." She ask what he has for collateral and he says no problem and quickly produces a one inch high pink porcelain elephant.
She takes it into the manager and says "you are not going to believe this but"...the manager cuts her off and says " I know, a frog named Kermit Jagger is out there wanting his $5000 dollar loan!! Go ahead and give it to him, its all been approved."
She cant believe it.. and says "O.K. but just tell me one thing...what exactly is this he has for collateral??? And the bank manager says...
"It's a knick knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man was a rolling stone!!!"
Dont be too mad, I told you it was stupid.
