Goats; Little Angels or Devil's Spawn?

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I've found over the years that goats can be comedians or evil conjurers or both, depending on their moods. Through most of the year they are cute, obnoxious, funny, perplexing, downright maddening, and occasionally helpful. But come breeding time (September through January) they are mischievous, conniving, sneaky and dangerous.

We currently have four goats, three Mini-Nubians and one Nigerian Dwarf. We have opted for the smaller breeds after years of trying to manage full-size breeds like Nubians, Boers, and Saanens. The mini breeds are about half the size and weight of the full-size, ergo they eat less. The milk production of the minis is also about half that of the full-size, but for a small family one milking goat is plenty to meet our milk needs for 6 – 8 months of the year.

Our small herd consists of one buck and three does, and we try to practice family planning so as not to have too big a gap in our milk production. Unfortunately the goats have a say in that, so our plans don't always pan out. The Mini-Nubian does are twin sisters, and we try to manage their breeding so as to stagger the births by at least a month or two. The Nigerian Dwarf is our aging herd queen, about 11 years old, so we're trying to keep her from breeding to avoid losing her in childbirth.

Since we keep the male and females in separate pens, it's a constant battle during breeding season to keep them where they belong. Yesterday I looked out, and one of the twins was in the buck pen, apparently quite pleased with herself. Not knowing how long she'd been there, I was in no big hurry to get her out, as the buck had seemingly lost interest in her briefly. I examined the fence between the pens and found no breaks in the fence. Hmmm… she must've climbed on top of the round hay bale and jumped over the fence. Oh, well. That's one bred. At least she's not the one I'm milking.

At feeding time, I needed to get her out of the buck pen so she could eat without the buck stealing her food. So I took a cup of feed and my vinegar/water squirt bottle (buck deterrent) out to the pen to try and get her out. The buck suddenly regained his interest in her, and he was not going to let her go.

Now normally (non-breeding season) Beau is mild-mannered, easy going and polite. But when a doe is in heat, he is 125 pounds of bad attitude with four-wheel drive. Luckily he has no horns, just one scur (horn re-growth) that he can use as a weapon. But he still uses his head as a battering ram and his front feet to kick and stomp.

I managed to keep him away from me with the squirt bottle (he hates vinegar water in his face), but he kept Fawn moving and away from the gate. I'd tried holding the gate open and calling Fawn, shaking the cup of feed, but she stayed on the other side of the pen. I advanced on Beau with the bottle, pushing him back from her, hoping to grab her collar and get her out of the pen. Unfortunately I had left the gate unlatched, and Dot decided to join the party, pushing her way through the unlatched gate. As she trotted past me, I grabbed her collar in a vain attempt to get her out of the pen before Beau got to her. Of course Beau spotted her and joined in the chase, leaving me being dragged by Dot and with my other arm draped over Beau, then face down in the dirt. Dot led him a merry chase around the pen, into the shed and out again, giving me a chance to regain my feet and catch Fawn. I took Fawn to the back porch and secured her there, then went back for Dot. Dot responded to my call at the open gate, and I held Beau at a distance with the squirt bottle while she escaped through the gate.

Anybody want some goats, cheap?
 
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There's someone here in Pittsburgh that the city pays to have their goats come in and clean out brush on hillsides, etc. I have seen them in action. I happened to drive by (over in the Polish Hill area) in the AM and then again in the afternoon and they ate every weed on the hillside. Maybe you can start a business.
 
I very rarely just have a glass of milk. I use it for creamer in my coffee and for cooking, but rarely as a standalone beverage. Store milk tastes just fine for that. As for it being better for my digestive tract, My digestive tract, like the rest of my body, is kinda like an old farm truck. It makes noises, it shakes, it leaks sometimes and it's ugly as sin. But it just keeps working. It runs fine on pump gas.
 
There's someone here in Pittsburgh that the city pays to have their goats come in and clean out brush on hillsides, etc. I have seen them in action. I happened to drive by (over in the Polish Hill area) in the AM and then again in the afternoon and they ate every weed on the hillside. Maybe you can start a business.
A herd of goats will clear a piece of ground better than a $1 million dollars worth of top-of-the-line CAT heavy equipment.
 
My goats would never agree to a job as a cleanup crew. They'd demand union wages, overtime, benefits, etc. on top of not wanting to eat what they were supposed to clean up. I've tried them on my front yard, covered with luscious Bahia Grass (a foot tall since I hadn't mowed recently), and they opted for my wife's flowerbeds. They really love rose bushes.
 
My goats would never agree to a job as a cleanup crew. They'd demand union wages, overtime, benefits, etc. on top of not wanting to eat what they were supposed to clean up. I've tried them on my front yard, covered with luscious Bahia Grass (a foot tall since I hadn't mowed recently), and they opted for my wife's flowerbeds. They really love rose bushes.
Goats are browsers, not grazers. They like leaves, limbs and brush, not your fine grass. You need some miniature cattle to eat your grass.
 
We had goats on the farm in Va about 30+ years ago. Got them after Sylvester no shoulders were around house. Metal fence post and electric fence around section of woods closest to house and in about a month woods were clean. Moved fence and goats around until all the woods were clear for couple 100 feet from house. Then the " issues" started. Sold off first batch and got smaller goats and they had kids. Well one female was really cute and became a pet. She was used to getting a treat of some kind when she saw us so she started BAAAAAAing every time the back door opened. A friend several miles away also had goats so we did some trading. Funnest thing was the shop foreman at work wanted to trade goats so I put one in back of a late 70 Toyota station wagon and drove to work on the interstate. Goat sat like a dog looking at all the cars. Funny when people saw it and realized it was a goat. The goat we got in the trade was a Huge billy that could walk through the electric fence, he lasted just a few months and sold him.
 
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Goats are browsers, not grazers. They like leaves, limbs and brush, not your fine grass. You need some miniature cattle to eat your grass.

You'd be surprised what my goats like. They LOVE the monkey grass borders of the flowerbed. They'll pass up nice tree leaves to graze on lawn grass at times. In general, they'll eat anything other than what you want them to eat.
 
The neighbors had a billy goat as a pet. Just the one. They went on vacation for 2 weeks and asked if we could babysit the goat. Dad thought of the blackberry briars in the back yard and said sure, we can do that. Staked him out and let him go to town. The second day he busted my dad's nose while my dad was changing his water out to fresh. After that, my dad didn't go down there without a chunk of 2X4. Couldn't give him back fast enough.
 
Newish goat owner here. We have a little 3-acre hobby farm we retired to a couple of years ago. Chickens (gateway drug), mini donkeys, and now Nigerian Dwarf goats. Two and a half boys (We had one castrated to be a pasture pal, before we unexpectedly got another billy) and three girls. Oldest goat is year and a half and all the girls are under a year. We rotational graze in small paddocks to keep the parasites at bay and we have had good luck with electric fence netting to keep everybody where they are supposed to be. We're going to do the baby thing for a year or two, but mostly just very cute pets. They have such personalities!
 
There's someone here in Pittsburgh that the city pays to have their goats come in and clean out brush on hillsides, etc. I have seen them in action. I happened to drive by (over in the Polish Hill area) in the AM and then again in the afternoon and they ate every weed on the hillside. Maybe you can start a business.
There is (was?) a business in Everson WA, near Bellingham called Get My Goat that rented out goats for that very purpose. One of the local schools had a long-neglected, seriously overgrown area that they wanted cleared, so as an alternative to bringing in heavy equipment, in went the goats. Goats in... munch munch munch munch... weeds gone. And my neighbour at the top of the road kept a bunch of pygmy goats to clear the grass and brush away from the fence by the road as the municipal trimmer couldn't see the fence. The fenceline was immaculate.

Note to self: Don't wear a straw hat if you're near the ground near goats.
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I was raised on goat milk. We had a neighbor who raised goats, and my mother would buy goat milk from her. I barely remember it. I think the neighbor died when I was about 5 or 6. I don't know what happened to the goats. Probably made into cabrito. Goats and sheep are a major industry in SW Texas in the general area between San Angelo and Del Rio. Land is not much good for anything else except oil and gas.
 
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We had a Pygmy goat of some sort when I was in high school. Dang thing loved to be on the roof of my car, an unrestored 1958 Chevrolet. When the car went in for referb, the goat went to a neighbor's farm.
 
When on Army pistol team our AMTU E-7 had a barbecue so all married guys bought our wives. He was from the Caribbean somewhere and everything was very good. Someone asked about the meat and he said it was goat. Should have seen the look on all the wives faces,LOL. I remember reminding the wife about the goat barbecue when we had goats, she was not amused.
 
We had a Pygmy goat of some sort when I was in high school. Dang thing loved to be on the roof of my car, an unrestored 1958 Chevrolet. When the car went in for referb, the goat went to a neighbor's farm.

A friend gave us two goats (mother and daughter) when we bought our farm 46 years ago. I had visions of them cleaning up the brush. They spent more time on top of the car than in the brush. I asked the friend how to fix that.

"Don't park in the goat pen."

In other words, "Build a pen for them, dummy!"

So I did.
 
There's someone here in Pittsburgh that the city pays to have their goats come in and clean out brush on hillsides, etc. I have seen them in action. I happened to drive by (over in the Polish Hill area) in the AM and then again in the afternoon and they ate every weed on the hillside. Maybe you can start a business.
Same in Leesburg, VA, twice a year they put a herd out to clean creek beds and banks. Drives the beagles nuts since they can hear and smell them close by. Tried to find a service like that in Alabama for some land I need cleared and just have mini-goats for rent, like a kid's birthday party. No working goats to be rented, and not owning any of those demon spawn.
 
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