Gravitational Pull

[Doug627]

Do injured portions of a person's body have increased gravitational pull? I had foot surgery on New Year's Eve. The surgeon scraped the bone spurs out of the first joint of my big toe on the left foot. Today was the first day I could shower. I was reaching for the shampoo and barely touched the shower gel. My eyes were closed when I felt a searing pain in the surgical site. Yep, the shower gel fell from the shelf and landed directly on the surgical site. Prior to the surgery, any time I dropped something from the reloading bench it hit the area of the bone spur on my foot. I was wearing that big open toed boot they give you to walk around in on my foot last night while loading the dishwasher, as I pushed the lower drawer into the dishwasher, a wheel shot off the drawer and struck the big toe sticking out of the boot. What's up with that?

 

[NYlakesider]

Do injured portions of a person's body have increased gravitational pull? I had foot surgery on New Year's Eve. The surgeon scraped the bone spurs out of the first joint of my big toe on the left foot. Today was the first day I could shower. I was reaching for the shampoo and barely touched the shower gel. My eyes were closed when I felt a searing pain in the surgical site. Yep, the shower gel fell from the shelf and landed directly on the surgical site. Prior to the surgery, any time I dropped something from the reloading bench it hit the area of the bone spur on my foot. I was wearing that big open toed boot they give you to walk around in on my foot last night while loading the dishwasher, as I pushed the lower drawer into the dishwasher, a wheel shot off the drawer and struck the big toe sticking out of the boot. What's up with that?

You might be on the right track. Then again you just might have a very magnetic personality!

 

[walkinghorse]

Murphy's Law!
Pain lets you know you are alive!
Unintended Consequences!
OK , time to offer some encouragement, GET WELL!!!

 

[gaucho1]

Do injured portions of a person's body have increased gravitational pull? I had foot surgery on New Year's Eve. The surgeon scraped the bone spurs out of the first joint of my big toe on the left foot. Today was the first day I could shower. I was reaching for the shampoo and barely touched the shower gel. My eyes were closed when I felt a searing pain in the surgical site. Yep, the shower gel fell from the shelf and landed directly on the surgical site. Prior to the surgery, any time I dropped something from the reloading bench it hit the area of the bone spur on my foot. I was wearing that big open toed boot they give you to walk around in on my foot last night while loading the dishwasher, as I pushed the lower drawer into the dishwasher, a wheel shot off the drawer and struck the big toe sticking out of the boot. What's up with that?

Einstein called it the buttered side down effect.

Never felt satisfied that he had solved it until he collaborated
with Dr. Murphy and they successfully described how things really work.

And That is the rest of the story.............

 

[Rustyt1953]

I understand gravitational density all too well.

I've got dust bunnies orbiting my belly.

 

[Jack Flash]

if any part of your body is in pain, that's the part that gets stubbed or bumped. If Murphy didn't say it, he should have.

What's this shower gel stuff? Doesn't sound like it meets the Forum Masculine Manly Man Standards! (Reference the ear ring thread!)

 

[Hillbilly77]

Rub some dirt in it and move on.

 

[Chuck24]

Just go ahead and skip buying your powerball tickets today. Your luck has deserted you.

 

[kozmic]

Take baths, buy factory ammo and stay the hell away from the dishwasher.

 

[Doug627]

The shower gel is made by Hoppes. It smells like Hoppes No. 9.

 

[soFlaNative]

Any clue why it's called a funny bone...?

 

[Vulcan Bob]

Any clue why it's called a funny bone...?

I would guess because its funny when someone else smacks it on something.

 

[Oldiron]

Anything like that gets a Cosmic Bulls Eye. I am well aware of this phenomenon as any time I get dinged, my wife will grab it, squeeze, or otherwise cause excruciating pain somehow. Even if the only way she can do so is standing on one foot, left handed, with her eyes closed, she will hit it dead center. The grand kids are only slightly less talented.
Larry

 

[doublesharp]

If it don't kill ya it makes you stronger.

 

[ordy]

It happens that way for the same reason your grandchild always finds a way to hurt you in the worst possible place. Murphy was an optimist!

 

[Slowhanddd]

I can relate to this too. I've been having a bout with gout since the 1st.Hits me in the right big toe. Wife will touch it as she walks by every time. I think she enjoys watching me cry.

 

[Kevin J.]

If it don't kill ya it makes you stronger.

Nietzsche had gone insane by the time he made this statement, just saying.

 

[msinc]

You might be on the right track. Then again you just might have a very magnetic personality!

Yes, I agree...this is a simple matter of magnetism. The only way injured body parts gain additional gravitational pull is when you jump out of an airplane. Then they get a whole lot of it. In fact, if you do it without a parachute they have even more!!! hence the old saying: "if at first you don't succeed...don't go skydiving!!!"

 

[venomballistics]

if any part of your body is in pain, that's the part that gets stubbed or bumped. If Murphy didn't say it, he should have.

What's this shower gel stuff? Doesn't sound like it meets the Forum Masculine Manly Man Standards! (Reference the ear ring thread!)

Correct ...
he must atone with lye soap and a Brillo pad for his next 4 cleansing rituals