Good one Stu! But I suspect that you fired that one the heads of some of our less enlightened antis...and probably the other two as well since there are no pictures!
Q: How are anti gunners like hoot owls?
A: The more light you shine on them the less they see.
I've seen this one sveral times in the parking lot of the Ft Bliss Commissary; perhaps she works there. I's a delicate pink and says "I carry a pistol because a rifle is too big to fit in my purse".
Seeing Cyrano's post above reminded me of a sign I saw on a desk in an office once, something like "Caution I have PMS and a handgun." That lady got most anything she wanted from me!