HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

[Capt Steve]

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &
Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an
hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

 

[jkc]

"Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer."

Uh-uh --- Bertha, Duke, Slim & me went for more ammo and beer.

 

[ArcticFox]

...me, Bertha, duke & Slim went for more amo and beer.

 

[george minze]

That ought to work. Bet you have a tolerant mailman or he is in on it.

 

[JcMack]

The burglars around here can't read, and they eat PB's for lunch.

 

[Duke426]

"Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer."

Uh-uh --- Bertha, Duke, Slim & me went for more ammo and beer.

No, the OP was correct. "I" not "me"

 

[qennis]

thats a good one, i'll have to try it.

 

[novalty]

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an
hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.

"If ya do go in, hold yer breath I bombed dem dere kokroches dis morn. Don't worre it'l get dem tix da dogs ben scratchen at."