David LaPell
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1.) When you were dating, you used to tell each other your hopes and dreams, now you hear "Come here and pop this."
2.) Before when you were dating, your girlfriend would get disgusted when you passed gas. Now that you're married, she competes with you.
3.) You used to turn her on, now you're turning lids on jars that she can't open.
4.) You used to sweep her off her feet, now you're sweeping the floor.
5.) Your idea of a romantic movie now that you're married "Fatal Attraction"
6.) When you were dating, you were clean and dressed up, now if you brush your teeth everyday, that's a major accomplishment.
7.)When you were dating it was lingerie and thongs, now it's granny panties and sweatpants.
2.) Before when you were dating, your girlfriend would get disgusted when you passed gas. Now that you're married, she competes with you.
3.) You used to turn her on, now you're turning lids on jars that she can't open.
4.) You used to sweep her off her feet, now you're sweeping the floor.
5.) Your idea of a romantic movie now that you're married "Fatal Attraction"
6.) When you were dating, you were clean and dressed up, now if you brush your teeth everyday, that's a major accomplishment.
7.)When you were dating it was lingerie and thongs, now it's granny panties and sweatpants.
