How you can tell if you're married

[red14]

You don't need to expand-I understand exactly what you mean

Case in point-I lost my bi focals yesterday and this morning I asked the wife to come into the bathrom with me and read me the sports page while I , well you know...... You would think I asked her to kill her first born for cryin' out loud!!! Jeeze what a grouch. Just wait until she needs a favor.

Some people have no sense of humor.

 

[JOliver]

These were good

 

[Spotteddog]

No Rog,
It's actually not at all like Billary's "lock box".
You see, Corrine actually has ankles, and great legs!
Which is probably why I don't mind going through her purse to use the latrine?
(Did I leave out she's got 2 masters and working on a Doc?)

 

[scottaschultz]

I was thinking of changing my signature to this, but someone else already has it...

"I married my wife for her looks, except for the one I get when I come home with a new gun!"

Scott

 

[slowburninsteve]

Poor guy

My ex-wife left me for another man. God do I feel sorry for him!

 

[jgh4445]

My ex was half Indian and half Bulldog! When she wasn't on the warpath, she was sittin' on her *** growlin'!

 

[29Wheelgunner]

See the guy in the woman's department, on a Saturday, during really good college football game.
He's married.

After 35 years of marriage, I know.

 

[Eagle 477]

OH thats a bunch of BULL POOP.....

Ok guys shes gone..... yea i agree compleatly

Bob

 

[Glitch]

I didn't learn the meaning of true happiness until I got married...




...and then it was too late!

 

[jmtgsx]

I didn't learn the meaning of true happiness until I got married...




...and then it was too late!

Classic!
Then whatcha gonna do?

 

[oldRoger]

My wife has been improving me for many years (almost 44) because she is a Lady of character, she has not yet given up, I think her friends have told her that the task is hopeless, but she perseveres. Despite all of the improvement that she has achieved we must admit a great deal still needs to be done.
(persevere: continue in a course of action in spite of difficulty or with little hope of success, COED)

In regard to the testicular lock box said to be employed by H. Clinton, it’s most remarkable feature was that it only worked on other liberal men, and was totally ineffective on her husband.

 

[mtgianni]

Marriage changes "MS Right" to "Mrs Always Right".

 

[bmhiii]

....I lost my bi focals yesterday and this morning I asked the wife to come into the bathrom with me and read me the sports page while I , well you know......

A mental image I did not need! Tanx, Caj...

 

[bikersteve]

Heck,
I like being married so much, I've done it 3 times! Now looking for Mrs. #4