Humor 12/10/24

A german fired his revolver
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A stranger asked "How? A revolver only got six bullets"

"Nein!" the german replied
 
The Italian Grandfather
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, Times Up?"
 
What do guns and jokes have in common?
Timing is everything!
 

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FINALLY: I saw a kid without a smartphone:

FINALLY: I saw a kid without a smartphone:
 

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Those NJ Drones 🛰🛰🛰🛰

Those NJ Drones look the same even when they turn around 180°?

Palindrone !
 
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