Dang, sorry, Heinz, but I actually like spiders (and snakes) as they kill a boatload of other bugs. For an added plus, you KNOW they crawl on our faces as we sleep and eat the facial mites that live in our pores! (My daughter in law didn't care for that fib about the facial mites, but it's funny. I don't think she's slept in 3 years.)