I Can't Dance. I Got Ants in My Pants

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I suspect even the oldest members here barely remember this song from the early '30s.

But this guy went one better: He had SNAKES!

New York City man caught at U.S.-Canada border with pythons in his pants

The Queens resident purchased the snakes, which were worth more than $2,500, at a reptile store in Canada
"...A New York City man who admitted to smuggling three Burmese pythons in his pants through a U.S.-Canadian border crossing was sentenced Wednesday to a year of probation and fined $5,000, federal prosecutors said.

Calvin Bautista, 38, crossed into northern New York with the hidden snakes on a bus from Montreal to New York City on July 15, 2018. The young adult snakes were hidden in the inner thigh of his pants in snake bags tied to the pants’ drawstring...

Bautista’s attorney had no comment."
Probably because he was trying to keep a straight face.
 
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Off to the nut hut for him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRAZY!!!!
 
Having a python in your pants is not the worst thing. Plus it shows that he's not recoil sensitive, otherwise he would have had a diamondback instead.
 
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