Echo40
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So I just had myself a lovely little scare.
I'm just settling in for the evening, trying to relax, when suddenly I hear a ton of sirens. Police Cruisers, Firetrucks and Ambulances come speeding down the road one after the other. People are shouting outside.
My mind jumps to recent news reports of riots and I fear the worst. "Is there a riot going on nearby?! How close is it?!"
Ambulances, Firetrucks, and Police Cruisers continue speeding down the road, their sirens blaring amongst sounds of people shouting, screaming even! Then suddenly comes...Pizza Hut Delivery Vehicles?! Yes, suddenly the precession of various vehicles which usually aren't seen/heard together unless some sort of disaster has occurred is being followed by a number of Pizza Hut Delivery SUVs with teenagers hanging out the open windows.
Supposedly I'm struck with the realization that what I'm witnessing isn't a response to a riot going on somewhere nearby, but some sort of impromptu surprise parade for the Class of 2020! Feelings of shock and tension are suddenly replaced with feelings of frustration and anger so quickly that I honestly felt light-headed from it.
With all of the riots going on, all of the social unrest, all of the news reports of protests turning violent, they thought that it was a good time to hold some sort of Class of 2020 Parade, starting with a precession of various vehicles which evoke thoughts of disaster when seen/heard together, especially in large numbers?
Honestly, the only way that could have possibly been any worse-looking is if they threw in a couple of S.W.A.T. Vans and Camouflage-painted Humvees while they were at it. What were they thinking?!
I'm just settling in for the evening, trying to relax, when suddenly I hear a ton of sirens. Police Cruisers, Firetrucks and Ambulances come speeding down the road one after the other. People are shouting outside.
My mind jumps to recent news reports of riots and I fear the worst. "Is there a riot going on nearby?! How close is it?!"
Ambulances, Firetrucks, and Police Cruisers continue speeding down the road, their sirens blaring amongst sounds of people shouting, screaming even! Then suddenly comes...Pizza Hut Delivery Vehicles?! Yes, suddenly the precession of various vehicles which usually aren't seen/heard together unless some sort of disaster has occurred is being followed by a number of Pizza Hut Delivery SUVs with teenagers hanging out the open windows.
Supposedly I'm struck with the realization that what I'm witnessing isn't a response to a riot going on somewhere nearby, but some sort of impromptu surprise parade for the Class of 2020! Feelings of shock and tension are suddenly replaced with feelings of frustration and anger so quickly that I honestly felt light-headed from it.
With all of the riots going on, all of the social unrest, all of the news reports of protests turning violent, they thought that it was a good time to hold some sort of Class of 2020 Parade, starting with a precession of various vehicles which evoke thoughts of disaster when seen/heard together, especially in large numbers?
Honestly, the only way that could have possibly been any worse-looking is if they threw in a couple of S.W.A.T. Vans and Camouflage-painted Humvees while they were at it. What were they thinking?!