I'm rich! Just got this e-mail from the "FBI" (yeah....OK)

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Federal Bureau of Investigation
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935 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC 20535,
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Urgent Attention: Beneficiary,

I am special agent Mark A. Morgan from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Field Intelligence Unit. We have just intercepted and confiscated two trunks at John F Kennedy International Airport in Jamaica New York, NY 11430 coming from a foreign country.

We crosschecked the content of the boxes and found it contained a total sum of $4.1 million dollars. Also with one of the trunks were documents with your name as the receiver of the money. As we progressed in our investigations of the Diplomat which accompanied the trunks into the United States we learned that he was to deliver these funds to your residence as payment of an inheritance/winning, which was due to you.

Further checks on the consignment, we found out that the consignment paperwork lacked the PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE forms. We then confiscated both trunks and released the Diplomat. The trunks According to section 229 subsection 31 of the International ,Commerce Regulators Code Enforcement Guidelines, your consignment lacks PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE from the joint team of the Federal Bureau Of Investigation and Homeland Security and therefore you must contact us for direction on how to procure the two certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax which is a jailable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of the – Tax Code. We will also be asking the IRS to launch an investigation of money laundering if you do not follow our instructions.

You are therefore required to contact me within 72 hours on this email {[email protected]} at that point I will walk you through the process of clearing and claiming the money. Failure to comply may lead to your arrested, interrogation and/or you being prosecuted in the Court of Law for tax evasion and or money laundering. You are also advised not to contact any bank in Africa, Europe or banking institution.

Yours in service,

Agent Mark A. Morgan
Regional Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation
E-mail: [email protected]
 
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Sounds legit to me.
From the FBI so it has to be righteous.
Just send them some "processing" funds and
you will be a millionaire.
Think of all the Smiths you can buy....

Chuck
 
Nice! Congrats on your winnings/inheritance. Use it in good health!!

I had an email sent from UPS stating that I had a package from Germany that made its way to a sorting facility in Az. Now that they have it I need to pay extra money for special freight because it's too big to fit on a regular cargo plane!! I also needed to pay storage fees on such a large object. I couldn't resist and replied asking why it had to go to AZ first and since they already have it they can go ahead and keep it

EDIT. I don't know why the text shrank. Can't change it, sorry
 
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Man, yall are lucky. Best ive ever done was a finalist in Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes for 37 years. When doorbell rings I just know its them.
 
Looks like that FBI man is working undercover.
He's not using a FBI email.
One time I did actually pay the customs, warehouse fees and shipping on some blackpowder rifles.
But that was a real deal with a real local flake.
 
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