Is "it" my head, or my hat?

Naphtali

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My hat size being 7-1/8, all my fedoras fit nicely and remain comfortable regardless how long they are worn. I have also an elderly Stratton Campaign hat size 7-1/8. When I first began wearing it at the local gun range, it fit when I put it on. But within 30 minutes it became uncomfortably tight. I used my hat stretcher. Although I don't know its current size, when I put it on now, it is loose. Within 15 minutes it becomes a comfortable fit and remains comfortable throughout an afternoon.

I do not understand why fedoras do not appear to become smaller (or my head becomes larger??) while the fur felt Campaign hat does. What is really happening and why?
 
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I know that my straw hats will shrink with heat/sunlight. My good felt hats do not seem to change much. They all droop when soaked too.
 
Check with your buddies. This may be the best practical joke I've heard of. Back in the 1960s, I worked in a men's store in a small town in Colorado. One of our local pols got elected to his first term in the State Legislature and came to our shop to buy a brand new Stetson Open Road with his initials embossed in the sweat band. Within a couple days, his pool hall buddies came in and bought two more SORs with his initials in the band. One a size smaller, one a size larger. A confederate in the State House would switch the hats around every three or four days. The pol came in to complain. My boss had trouble keeping a straight face.
 
Mom's cousin owned 8 or 10 gas stations and was an onery cuss.

His neighbor bought a new Impala.

Every night Cuz had his boys go over and add a couple of gallons of gas to the neighbors new Impala. This went on for a while, the guy was blowing how his car got 30 MPG. This was back in the day late 70's where a big car was lucky to get 12 MPG.

Then they started siphoning out a few gallons every day. The guy ended up really ticked. He took his car back to the dealer, said he was going to sue the dealer for a new one.

They fessed up to their"joke". Gave him a free tank of gas and went on being neighbors. Later he thought it was funny. Me? I would have bought my own battery powered siphoning set and started taking gas out of Cuz's Caddy.
 

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