It's Halloween, so be prepared!

Echo40

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Yes, it's that horrible time of year again... When the dead rise from the grave at night walking the streets in search of prey, knocking on doors, ringing door bells, and calling out those dreadful words... "Trick or Treat?" The only way to get them to leave is by handing them candy, but as those words suggest, it's all a trick to get you to open your door to them and let them in!

That's why every year I turn off all the lights, lock my doors, and crack out my specilized loadout for protection against supernatural forces!

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My loadout is as follows:
* Mossberg 590 Shockwave (12 Gauge) — A versatile close-range weapon which can easily be maneuvered within the tight spaces of my home.
* KA-BAR ZOMSTRO Chopper — A weapon designed for the specific purpose of fending off Zombies.
* Taurus PT92AFS-D — Sam Winchester's trusty sidearm in the Television Show Supernatural.
 

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I transported zombies and werewolves for about three hours this evening. They forced many homes to open their doors and give them treats to go away. When they got back to the car they were forced to pay a Paw Paw tax consisting of anything chocolate before being driven to the next house. They were guarded over by a S&W model 64 heavy barrel that they never saw.
 
I transported zombies and werewolves for about three hours this evening. They forced many homes to open their doors and give them treats to go away. When they got back to the car they were forced to pay a Paw Paw tax consisting of anything chocolate before being driven to the next house. They were guarded over by a S&W model 64 heavy barrel that they never saw.

I bet you had silver tips in that M64 werewolf killer .D
 
I sat in my driveway with a neighborhood friend. I saw one plug ugly "Scream" monster, a ton of cute butterflies, queens, lizards, princesses, and a variety of witches plus a host of skeletons. Even some parents dressed as skeletons! They all just wanted candy for some reason. :D

My next-door neighbors witnessed the whole thing. I'm pretty sure they suffered candy demands as well.

Interestingly, my three directly across the street neighbors were in their driveways being equally harassed. Everyone survived. It's a fun corner...

As this is an annual occurrence we were all glad it didn't rain. Like I said, we have a fun corner..........

An unseen M649 silently supervised the goings on. :rolleyes:
 
I found out there are more & more young moms and dads in my neighborhood every year. I'm not sure how many M&Ms there are in a bag but I went through three bags this year. Very few "Thank Yous," but I heard some 4 year old saying "something" you. I just couldn't make it out. Nice young families! One poor young dude got Wagon Duty with two kids riding and a bunch of baby accessories plus a back pack. I gave him a beer and when they came back (he's two doors up from me) the wagon had a busted side rail and the kids were about ready for bed 3 hours ago! Ahh, memories!
 
Out of town Visiting relatives and I manned the door (637 on duty). Started with a pretty little bumblebee and wound up with a future superstar in some kind of cat suit with wings - which she then spread to show dozens of little lights on the inside while she swooped around! All kids polite and well-behaved.

Only creepy moment was someone in normal clothes but with a big grey pigs? head go by on a skateboard at about 25mph. Weird!
 
I prepared for Halloween night by making sure that my mailbox was empty in case it didn't survive the night. Thankfully it was still there this morning.
 
Echo, I had NO idea Taurus made those in a D-version!
Did you put in a Beretta D mainspring?

The D doesn't stand for the same thing on a Taurus as it does on a Beretta, it merely means that the safety has a third position which safely drops the hammer.
 
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