The 3 Bears got tired of living in a cave and eating roots and berries, so they decided to leave the woods to find opportunities in the city. Having secured employment in the city, the 3 Bears were able to rent a nice little 2 bedroom bungalow.
Papa Bear was pretty handy with those big paws of his, so he was able to get a job as an assembler in the local tool and die works. And after a hard day of work at the tool and die works, Papa Bear likes to go the refrigerator and pop open a tall cold beer.
Momma Bear got a job as a bottle washer at the local pop bottling plant as a bottle washer. After a shift at the bottling plant, Momma Bear likes to go to the pantry and open up a can of baked beans. Nothing Momma Bear likes better than baked beans.
Baby Bear ended up enrolling in school. After finishing school for the day Baby Bear likes to go up to his room and put a stack of Elvis Presley records on the turntable. Baby Bear was always an Elvis fan.
So one day Papa Bear comes home from the tool and die works and opens the refrigerator. All his beer is gone!
Mama Bear came home from the bottling plant and went to the pantry. She opened the door and the baked beans were gone!
Baby Bear came home from school, went to his room and opened up the record cabinet. Somebody swiped his Elvis Presley records!
So the 3 Bears start doing a room by room search through the kitchen, living room, garage, bedrooms and bathroom. Finally they go down to the basement and find a mouse in the basement.
Papa Bear asks the mouse, "Hey Mouse, did you see our beer, beans and Elvis Presley records?"
And the mouse goes, "URP, FFFFT, I'M ALL SHOOK UP."
Don't forget to tip your servers.
Happy Elvis Presley's Birthday, everybody.
Papa Bear was pretty handy with those big paws of his, so he was able to get a job as an assembler in the local tool and die works. And after a hard day of work at the tool and die works, Papa Bear likes to go the refrigerator and pop open a tall cold beer.
Momma Bear got a job as a bottle washer at the local pop bottling plant as a bottle washer. After a shift at the bottling plant, Momma Bear likes to go to the pantry and open up a can of baked beans. Nothing Momma Bear likes better than baked beans.
Baby Bear ended up enrolling in school. After finishing school for the day Baby Bear likes to go up to his room and put a stack of Elvis Presley records on the turntable. Baby Bear was always an Elvis fan.
So one day Papa Bear comes home from the tool and die works and opens the refrigerator. All his beer is gone!
Mama Bear came home from the bottling plant and went to the pantry. She opened the door and the baked beans were gone!
Baby Bear came home from school, went to his room and opened up the record cabinet. Somebody swiped his Elvis Presley records!
So the 3 Bears start doing a room by room search through the kitchen, living room, garage, bedrooms and bathroom. Finally they go down to the basement and find a mouse in the basement.
Papa Bear asks the mouse, "Hey Mouse, did you see our beer, beans and Elvis Presley records?"
And the mouse goes, "URP, FFFFT, I'M ALL SHOOK UP."
Don't forget to tip your servers.
Happy Elvis Presley's Birthday, everybody.
