Joke

[ACORN]

I apologize if I’ve posted before.
An elderly man was shopping with his wife and got separated from her.
Looking for her he got distracted and bumped into a younger man pushing his shopping cart.
He apologized and said he was looking for his wife and wasn’t watching where he was going.
The young man said he too was looking for his wife.
The older man asked “What’s she look like?”
The younger man said “She’s tall, long blonde hair, wearing a tight white top, no bra, and a short tight mini skirt.”
The younger man asked “What’s your wife look like?”
The old man replied “The hell with her! Let’s find your’s.

 

[LVSteve]

The young wife sounds like most of the Mexican weather forecasters I see on TV when I visit my stepson. They do brighten up the mundane task of eating breakfast cereal.