Killing flies

[Jinglebob]

Today, I’m standing in the kitchen with a fly swatter in my hand when my wife walks in.

“What are you doing?” She asks.

“I’m killing flies”, I answer.

“Have you killed any?” She asked.

“Sure have, 3 males and 2 females”, I says.

She looks at me all skeptical and asks, “Really! How can you tell the difference?”

“Easy, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone.”

 

[ditrina]

BOOOO HISSSS
( LIKE)

 

[Bozz10mm]

Good one! Very funny!

 

[finesse_r]

Remember the children's story of 7 with one swat.

 

[Aticus]

Is that when the fight started?

 

[Roadtrash]

Hey some of those female flies drink too.

 

[skrazo]

Keep pushin' the envelope, man! I need company!

 

[Gaffer]

Do you know why women's feet are smaller than men's? .......................So they can stand closer to the sink!

 

[Johnmuratore]

I got one of those electric ones that look like a tennis racquet. I haven't gotten any with it yet, but my wife likes the breeze I make swinging it.
Also just found out I don't know how to spell racquet.

 

[galena]

They have a new fly poison, it is based on Viagra, you still have to swat them but when you do you get two at a time.

 

[fiasconva]

I told my wife that joke and she said, "Oh yeah? Well, I killed 7 males flies just this morning." When I asked her how she knew they were male she said they were all on the remote.