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[CAJUNLAWYER]

Please look at the date of this post before responding!

"it" hits the fan, you are in bear country-on foot AND there are packs of roaming feral dogs and posionous snakes. What gun to get now??

 

[handejector]

Need more data-
Are the bears wearing body armor?
Single bears, or squads?
Normal bears, or zombie bears?
Have the dogs had their shots?
Are the snakes natives, or illegal immigrants?

 

[GF]

If you've invested in gold you should have no problem.

GF

 

[bitstream]

I'll go with Mk19 belt fed 40mm grenade launcher (Mk 19 grenade launcher - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) for the win Alex.

 

[ladder13]

Make sure you have your rabies shots.

 

[pinduck]

Buck Rogers ray gun.

 

[keith44spl]

Why Pa's old double drillin' of course...


Leavin' Louisian in the broad daylite ?

Su Amigo,
Dave

 

[Andy Griffith]

I'd pull out my trusty lawyer and let him deal with it.

 

[CajunBass]

AC-130 gunship with crew. Problem solved.

 

[BarbC]

Flamethrower.

 

[dave b]

Packs of poisonous snakes? That gives me the willies for sure

 

[jlrhiner]

Id have to break out "the" spoon.

 

[Milton]

Nuclear hand grenade !!

 

[sheriffoconee]

This actually happened to me. I grabbed my go to concealment rig, my M44 Mosin Nagant loaded with 240 grn Gold Dots.
With the bayonet extended I was able to kill 254 snakes, 412 regular bears, 232 zombie bears, and a boxcar full of feral dogs....
By then I had to reload and used the rounds I had packed in my tactical boot concealment rig and walked out alive, with my MRE's and water purification kit, all packed neatly in my bug out trailer.

 

[bk43]

Boudreaux or Thibodeaux wouldn't need no stinkin' gun.

Bob

 

[Ron H.]

Sir, no gun, just a lightsaber and The Force. "I am not the tasty human you're looking for."

Hope this helps, and Semper Fi.

Ron H.

 

[paladin42]

Being from Tennessee, I'd just bite all their heads off.

 

[handejector]

This actually happened to me. I grabbed my go to concealment rig, my M44 Mosin Nagant loaded with 240 grn Gold Dots.
With the bayonet extended I was able to kill 254 snakes, 412 regular bears, 232 zombie bears, and a boxcar full of feral dogs....
By then I had to reload and used the rounds I had packed in my tactical boot concealment rig and walked out alive, with my MRE's and water purification kit, all packed neatly in my bug out trailer.

I believe ya!
Same thing happent to me.
Can I have them MRE's if you ain't gonna eatem?

 

[Bullseye 2620]

This is not a problem if you have a penguin army. And I do:

Bullseye

 

[sheriffoconee]

I don't mind sharin', as long as you don't get the ham and lima bean MRE's....those are my favorite....

 

[Rule3]

Why a Phase Pistol of course for close in work. If it can't get the job done then we move up to the Pulse Rifle.

Enterprise

 

[Milton]

"as long as you don't get the ham and lima bean " Man what memories that brings back--YUCK !!!!

 

[handejector]

"as long as you don't get the ham and lima bean " Man what memories that brings back--YUCK !!!!

You must be talkin about C-Rats.
I could eat the Ham and Limas.

I had trouble with the Spaghetti cause we could never heat it. Not a big pasta guy to this day....
I simply would not eat the Ham and Eggs if road kill was available.

 

[NKJ nut]

"it" hits the fan, you are in bear country-on foot AND there are packs of roaming feral dogs and posionous snakes. What gun to get now??

you don't need a gun for that riffraff. I would just tie the snakes together to make snares to catch the wild dogs and use them as bear bait. And if you braid the snakeropes good and stout they would be just dandy for lynching the bears.

You've always heard snakes are beneficial. Now you know that they could even save your life!!

 

[Onomea]

What i wanna know is of "it" hits the fan, what sort of socks would you wear, huh?

You'll be using them socks a lot more than any gun, I assure ya!

I'm goin with unisex treking sox by Thorlos. Thick cushion. Yep: Thorlos® Camping Socks : The World's Best Foot Care! (I figure unisex so's I can swap with any attractive females in need I happen to encounter.)

 

[JcMack]

According to "Swamp People" all I need is a .22/.22 mag rifle.

 

[jlrhiner]

According to "Swamp People" all I need is a .22/.22 mag rifle.

And not really in the greatest shape, either!

 

[keith44spl]

According to "Swamp People" all I need is a .22/.22 mag rifle.

Man, I hear that!!!

And ranch hands...Are the same way, they'll go after anything with a .22 rimfire.

Just shoot it anywhere, it'll kill 'em...Anywhere in the eye, that is!!!


Su Amigo,
Dave

 

[ImprovedModel56Fan]

You people aren't taking this question seriously, which is not surprising, seeing as it is [yet another] trick question. The proper question is not "What gun to get now??". It is "What guns to get now??" Now any idiot could answer the question, if he hasn't already.

 

[GatorFarmer]

It's the man eating pigs that you have to worry about. They are smarter and larger than the dogs, and tend to be more aggressive and territorial. They're larger and more dangerous than bears.

Anyway, add in alligators, lots of biting things, and a strange swamp smell and welcome to the SouthEastern United States.

To which I just shrug. I'm from Michigan. Detroit and even Lansing were much worse.

Besides which, dog doesn't taste that bad at all and snake... is like a vaguely gamey sort of chicken.