My ____ sister.

[DeathGrip]

Here's the deal.

She sent me an Email with some important info. she wanted me to look over.

Then thanked me in the end by saying, "Thanks Little Brother".

My text back to her,,,,,

me, bla bla bla I'm sure he's crossed his I's and dotted his T's

Her, I appreciate the second set of eyes.

Me, No comment on the eyes and tees?

Her, No, but caught it. Thought by better than to make u feel bad if a mistake.

Me Bha ha!

One of my favorite lines

You should kno me better.

Her, I didn't want to upset you so I was dotting my i's and trying to cross my t's

Me, Upset me? For instance,,,,

You had the nerve to call me little brother earlier in an Email

How belittling

I'll never call you my "big sister".

Hows about "older sister"?

 

[soFlaNative]

My brother introduces me as his younger, bigger brother.
I'd pinch his cheek but he's too quick.

 

[Chuck24]

Whenever I meet people I the presence of my older sister, I tell people I'm what my parents got when they figured out what they had been doing wrong

 

[Kanewpadle]

I'm older but much bigger than my brother. He doesn't give me any ****.

 

[DeathGrip]

My sister is really cool and I'm very proud of her.

But, She's so easy to mess with.

We're both going through a lot of stress so I always try to make light of things.

 

[arjay]

I have a younger sister I'd love to call my big sister,but I think she can take me [emoji33][emoji23][emoji12][emoji1]

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

I always tell people that I'm the younger and better looking brother. It always perturbs him, as he was/ is vain about his looks, and I could care less! Ivan

 

[rwsmith]

I just love both of my sisters',.....

...we have great fun but not at each others expense.

 

[moralem]

I guess you had to be there.......I must have missed the punchline. To each there own in dealing with siblings.

 

[jlrhiner]

I introduce my sister as "My much older sister" as she is 13 years older than me.

 

[rog8732]

I don't have any of the FOUR, since the play on words is the point.
Younger-older-male-female.

I wanted one of each during all my childhood, and thought it would be great even into adult years; that is, until I began to see and hear what happens when an estate has to be settled among the heirs; or mayhaps that should be "among the HAIRS", in light of the topic.
I guess not.

I see "CAJ" popped in with a "like" on one of the post, and I know why.
He saw the two ajoining words "there own", thought it was THERON, as in CHARLIZE, and he has previously mentioned some ..........shall I say, "thoughts" on the lady.

 

[DeathGrip]

I wanted one of each during all my childhood, and thought it would be great even into adult years; that is, until I began to see and hear what happens when an estate has to be settled among the heirs; or mayhaps that should be "among the HAIRS", in light of the topic.
I guess not.

You nailed it. Trying to deal with our parents estate.

I'm the youngest of three. My sister is a good person. My brother, If I said what I think of him I'd get perma-banned.

Sadly my father made him Trustee. He seems to think he gets the best stuff and we get the scraps. Maybe he should try working for the things he wants instead of being on gov. entitlement. I'm sure you all are happy to pay his way.

 

[ordy]

When we see someone my wife hasn't met, I introduce her by saying..."This is my first wife, Jeanne." She's used to it by now.

 

[the ringo kid]

Here's the deal.

She sent me an Email with some important info. she wanted me to look over.

Then thanked me in the end by saying, "Thanks Little Brother".

My text back to her,,,,,

me, bla bla bla I'm sure he's crossed his I's and dotted his T's

Her, I appreciate the second set of eyes.

Me, No comment on the eyes and tees?

Her, No, but caught it. Thought by better than to make u feel bad if a mistake.

Me Bha ha!

One of my favorite lines

You should kno me better.

Her, I didn't want to upset you so I was dotting my i's and trying to cross my t's

Me, Upset me? For instance,,,,

You had the nerve to call me little brother earlier in an Email

How belittling

I'll never call you my "big sister".

Hows about "older sister"?

I feel your pain. Im the youngest in our clan. At 48, I'm STILL called the: Baby of the family.

 

[the ringo kid]

When we see someone my wife hasn't met, I introduce her by saying..."This is my first wife, Jeanne." She's used to it by now.

You're a realist, just playing it safe.

 

[rog8732]

I had a friend who, with a little too much of the "sauce", once at a party introduced his wife as his "week-day" wife, implying he had a newer better, one for the weekends.

ONCE; I did say just ONCE didn't I ? He didn't have one at all shortly thereafter.

 

[DeathGrip]

I had a friend who, with a little too much of the "sauce", once at a party introduced his wife as his "week-day" wife, implying he had a newer better, one for the weekends.

ONCE; I did say just ONCE didn't I ? He didn't have one at all shortly thereafter.

It just goes to prove. Sometimes it's better not to put your bad humor on someone who can't take it. I'm sure he did much more to achieve such results.

 

[DR505]

Okay, I don't see a problem here. I've got two older sisters...we are all in our 6th decade, and they call me little brother. What is the issue?

 

[fat tom]

Here's an old pic of me and my younger brother. I'm the good-lookin' one!



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