coltle6920
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Gotta love 'em. In one half hour TV show I can fix everything that ails me from toe fungus to hair loss.
Do your knees give you problems? You need Instaflex or maybe OmegaXL.
Maybe you smell so bad the dog wont come near you. Mando can cover up any body odor from your pits,privates and feet for up to 72hrs.
Need to lose some weight (or maybe a lot of weight)? You need GoLo.
Don't have the energy you had when you were younger? You need Total-T from Nugenix and don't forget the Blue pills. As Frank Thomas says...She'll love it,too!
Have trouble getting to sleep at night? Alcohol no longer does it for you? You need Relaxium.
And these are just the products you can get without a prescription. Of course if you're willing to go to Mexico you can probably get the rest of what you see in those commercials.
Don't want to leave out the other products you are told you cant do without like a Tac-light,Bullet garden hose or glare free sunglasses. But you better hurry due to supply or inventory issues.
Remember most of these items are touted by a former athlete,veteran or politician and if you cant trust their word who can you trust.
I really believe that people in advertising are just wannabe lawyers that couldn't pass the Bar exam. They might not be actually lying to you but their words have more twists than a piece of licorice.
Somewhere out there is a hypochondriac or person with OCD that has maxed out their credit cards watching TV.
Do your knees give you problems? You need Instaflex or maybe OmegaXL.
Maybe you smell so bad the dog wont come near you. Mando can cover up any body odor from your pits,privates and feet for up to 72hrs.
Need to lose some weight (or maybe a lot of weight)? You need GoLo.
Don't have the energy you had when you were younger? You need Total-T from Nugenix and don't forget the Blue pills. As Frank Thomas says...She'll love it,too!
Have trouble getting to sleep at night? Alcohol no longer does it for you? You need Relaxium.
And these are just the products you can get without a prescription. Of course if you're willing to go to Mexico you can probably get the rest of what you see in those commercials.
Don't want to leave out the other products you are told you cant do without like a Tac-light,Bullet garden hose or glare free sunglasses. But you better hurry due to supply or inventory issues.
Remember most of these items are touted by a former athlete,veteran or politician and if you cant trust their word who can you trust.
I really believe that people in advertising are just wannabe lawyers that couldn't pass the Bar exam. They might not be actually lying to you but their words have more twists than a piece of licorice.
Somewhere out there is a hypochondriac or person with OCD that has maxed out their credit cards watching TV.
