Over 100 Brains Missing from UT Austin

[ringo1597]

This just in...

Local news is reporting a collection of over 100 Brains have been stolen from the University of Texas in Austin.

One of the Brains stolen was that of Charles Witman, the UT Tower sniper..

 

[snubbyfan]

Were any of them abynormal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH97lImrr0Q

 

[zzzippper]

That's nothing, there are about 200 missing just from my office.

 

[dave b]

There are about 600 + or so missing in Washington D C

 

[charlie sherrill]

I wonder if mine is in the bunch or if I just lost it somewhere else.

 

[the ringo kid]

Dave, I wasnt going to post that but--I like.

Also,I was going to say that I was surprised that there were any brains--that atended U.T. The only twoI knew who had any that attended there-were two pretty gals I met ho were students there and who were from Oslo Norway--and another one from Nice France.

 

[S&WIowegan]

My guess is all the tea-sips in Austin got some bad leaves and went brain dead. They're out looking for replacements.

 

[Coldshooter]

That thread title really looks like the opening line in an Abbott and Costello routine. When things go missing from collections I always think of the huge warehouse in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

 

[Bat Guano]

Yeah, but their owners probably are still voting somewhere.

 

[NCTexan]

Hope that they end up in DC... there's a shortage up there.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Were any of them abynormal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH97lImrr0Q

Right next to Hans Delbruck.

 

[Coaltminer]

And that's important to us why? I don't think you'll find any difference in mine or JFK's

 

[Maddog 521]

"of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"

 

[venomballistics]

There are about 600 + or so missing in Washington D C

maybe there was something to the zombie apocalypse theories after all

 

[arjay]

So,there's a market for stolen brains? [emoji32]

 

[vonn]

The theft of brains is not news in Austin. UT has been doing it for years and the libs in Austin just now noticed.

 

[wbraswell]

AHHHHHHAHAHAHA. It's ALIVE!!!! It's ALIVE!!!!

 

[NCTexan]

Aha! We may have a clue as to the culprit....

 

[boatme99]

Aaaannnnd, Snubby nails it in four minutes!

 

[skrazo]

So,there's a market for stolen brains? [emoji32]

These are actually quite valuable on the black market............They've never been used!