Real bear defense

[ostlund]

When the bear turns around to chase the truck, that's when the ejection seat on the passenger side comes into play

Was moving an Angus bull from one pasture to another one day with a 3/4 ton chevy 4x4. Things were moving along just fine at a slow walk until crossed the line of a bit too close. He turned around with a look of contempt and hit the p/u a couple of times with that big ol' head. The last time he got it under the front wheel well and picked that corner of the p/u up and then dropped it. He stepped back and looked at us and we just said okay, we're gone.

 

[soFlaNative]

This begs the question-

Is my Prius enough car to stop a bear?

Unless it dies of laughter probably not.
If it did, the smugmobile might make a decent AED.