Red neck high tech glossary:
Reboot: What ye do when yer done scratchin' yer feet.
Hardware: Nuts, bolts, screws, nails, etc.
Server: The feller who doles out ther beans.
Spread Sheet: How to fertilize the North 40.
Point and Click: When yer gun ain't workin'.
Cell Phone: What you use to make yer one call from prison.
3.5 inch Floppy: Cow pies from a really small cow critter.
Microchip: Them same cow pies after they been sittin' out in the sun fer a spell.
Hard Drive: your pickup with two flat tires, stripped gears and a burnt out clutch.
From a card my niece sent me. I have a seriously cool niece.
Reboot: What ye do when yer done scratchin' yer feet.
Hardware: Nuts, bolts, screws, nails, etc.
Server: The feller who doles out ther beans.
Spread Sheet: How to fertilize the North 40.
Point and Click: When yer gun ain't workin'.
Cell Phone: What you use to make yer one call from prison.
3.5 inch Floppy: Cow pies from a really small cow critter.
Microchip: Them same cow pies after they been sittin' out in the sun fer a spell.
Hard Drive: your pickup with two flat tires, stripped gears and a burnt out clutch.
From a card my niece sent me. I have a seriously cool niece.
