See Giant Mutant Rats tonight

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The hits just keep on coming in the beautiful state of Louisiana where Caj and I and others make our homes ---
Previewing tonight on Spike TV is another new reality show (to rival Cajun Pawn Stars, Cajun Justice and Swamp People)
(imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, they say)
the new show is called "Rat Bas*****" and stars five nutria bounty hunters with names like "Kridda" and "Skeeter"
(even as creative as I am, I can't make this stuff up) who hunt the elusive nutria for a bounty of $5 a tail (200 tails will allow one to buy a pretty nice new S&W:)).
I am informed they use everything from dynamite to Molotov cocktails to M-4's to take their prey (not the normal weaponry used for dispatching nurtia -- a .22 LR works very well, thank you -- obviously some Hollywood artistic license here).

Nutria have in fact been a nuisance ever since they were imported into Louisiana from South America during the last century for their fur-bearing assets -- however, during a hurricane, some escaped and have done quite well in their south Louisiana habitat. Problem is that they destroy plant/marsh grass roots, thus hastening wetlands erosion.
They are sizeable -- I have seen many in the 15-20 lb range
and will tear a hunting dog up who encounters one while retrieving ducks. They are legal to kill all year round in La.

A bounty program was established in 2002 -- in one parish, 83,000 tails were redeemed in one year, with another parish having 50,000 redeemed tails turned in. It is said that since the bounty program began, the wetlands loss attributable to nutria has declined to 4,000 acres a year from 80,000 acres year.

We do have recipes for nutria pie, nutria jambalaya, nutria on a stick (think giant rat on a pole:D); nutria gumbo, fried nutria, nutria jerky, nutria Wellington, and other gastronomic delights circulating in Acadiana.

If any of you would like to shoot one (with a .22 LR or 20 ga);
and find yourself traveling on I-10 this fall between mileposts
30 and 48 (between Lake Charles and Lacassine) -- let me know and I can arrange it. I can't promise TV stardom but I can get you a "moneyshot" trophy photo with a nutria on the front of my duck boat. The hunt and boat ride through the beautiful marshes is free but good whiskey for the guide (that would be me, nickname - "Spoonbill") is always appreciated.:cool:
 
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I am informed they use everything from dynamite to Molotov cocktails to M-4's to take their prey (not the normal weaponry used for dispatching nurtia -- a .22 LR works very well, thank you -- obviously some Hollywood artistic license here).

Maybe these are "Saber-Tooth Nutria" and need major firepower! :D

Don
 
Maybe these are "Saber-Tooth Nutria" and need major firepower! :D

Don

You have a point there -- there is NORM in south Louisiana
(naturally occurring radioactive material) brought to the surface in corings and cuttings from drilling drilling our 1000's and 1000's of oil wells -- these cuttings are usually "land-farmed" in coastal areas in the middle of nutria habitat. Perhaps we will see mutant nutria tonight on Spike TV (after the Olympics, of course)

Nutria front incisors are huge -- so your saber-tooth metaphor is not very far off the mark. :eek:
 
Behind my house is a pond that the streets drain into. A bunch of Nutria came in via the parish drainage canal and started digging tunnels into the bank. I shot a pellet rifle into a bunch and they scattered. Then a Bald Eagle landed in my back yard. I managed to get my camera in time to take this shot of the eagle taking off with a baby nutria.

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Notice the nutria at the bottom of the photo looking at the eagle.
 
One of the unchronicled Sherlock Holmes cases mentioned by Dr.Watson concerns "The Giant Rat of Sumatra." Perhaps you go on ahunt wearing tweeds and knickers and a deerstalker hat.
 
I recall watching a riveting episode of Steven Seagal Lawman where he and the SWAT Unit went out at night for Tactical Nutria Shooting Training. Some great TV viewing!:rolleyes:

Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs did a good show on going out with a god ole boy and catching and cooking.:D
 
Nutria, thats just another name for giant rodent.

Know about them but have no personal experience.

Trapped Muskrat in my "Ute".:D
 
Tell me more about this bounty program.... who does one turn the tails in to in order to get paid? Where can one shoot them - state land? Just in the day or at night too? What do I need to do - just cut their tail off with a hatchet and put it in a cooler?
 
I woke up in the middle of the night and caught the rerun - wow - that was a lot of fun to watch, but those critters look plain mean - I think I mean the rats.

I couldn't believe the part where they strapped a GPS to a live one so it would lead it to the rest of them - that's pretty ingenious I guess although one guy got bit doing it - I'd worry about a bite from one of those critters.

One thing tho - they were put on earth to be shot :D
 
I'm sure the ones portrayed will be of the "man eating" variety.
I have friends living in Argentina Nutria are eaten regularly down there they tell me they are very good, and Argentina has some very good meat. Next time they are in the area I'll see if I can scrounge up a nice young fat one and get them to fix it. I they usually roast the meat.
I believe the Nutria we have here Were brought in from Argentina or Brazil.
Steve W

Steve W
 
Go ahead and laugh-but the young ones are really good and make a GREAT presentation when bar b qued whole on a stick. By whole, I mean skin them and cook with the head tail and feet still on. Get there first and get the litle loins ;) They are vegatation eaters and also taste quite good in "rabbit" stew :D Whatever you do, try not to cook an old one as it will take about 3 days of stewin' to get it tender enough to make into a boot. :eek:

Gator-all you need are the tails. The guides will kill them throughout the season and keep the tails in the freezer. I believe you need a permit and must be a land owner to get the permit-or hold a trappers liscense. Funny story-years back my son (around 13 at the time) went out to kill them for the tails. Well, he came back with 5 of them carrying one in each hand, three around his nech using his boot laces to tie them and his shotgun slung over his back. Tongue was down around his ankles-I mean that boy was B-E-A-T :D
We laughed so hard we almost died-nobody told him all he had to do was cut off the tails!!!
 
I've eaten Nutria... it's not bad. A buddy of mine shot one during a duck hunt on the Sabine river. Killed it with No.2 shot at about 40 feet. We skinned it and cooked it in the blind. Wasn't bad once you got over the idea of dining on a huge guinea pig... :)
 
In 1938, E.A. McIlhenny established a nutria farm on Avery Island, Louisiana. The company that bears his family name makes Tabasco sauce. According to company history, McIlhenny bought his stock of nutrias from a farm in New Orleans, so he was not the first to introduce the creature, a native of southern Brazil, Argentina, and Chile, to North America. The owner of Tabasco Sauce brought the Nutrias to Avery Island to raise for their fur. A hurricane freed them into the wild and with few predators to bother them they bred and spread across most of south Louisiana. When I moved to Louisiana in the 70's, there was a good market for the Nutria fur and trappers made a good living harvesting them. I have a friend who was a trapper then and I sometimes went with him to run his traps. I have eaten Nutria Sauce Picante. It tastes a lot like rabbit.

When dry, the fur is very soft. PETA and synthetic fur killed the market over time and their population began to explode. They tunnel into levies and the banks of ponds and lakes and do a lot of destruction. Louisiana started a bounty program to help reduce the number of nutria and also some land owners will pay for their removal.

Jefferson parish had a lot of problems with the nutrias tunneling into their drainage canals. They deployed their swat teams with .22 rifles at night to kill them.

I watched the program and the hunters do not look or sound like they came from south Louisiana.
 
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Thank heavens Mr. McIlhenny imported nutrias rather than capybaras. I wouldn't want to have to count on knocking one of those down with a .22!

Though of course capybaras are said to be of a more amiable temperament than nutrias. I have not had the opportunity to investigate this assertion.
 

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