Slim Jim meat snack...

[444 Magnum]

Mmmm, a Slim Jim. I haven't had one in forever. It's still wrapped... but l'm not sure I should. How long has it been in the sun? It's a Slim Jim-they don't go bad.

My doctor would kill me, but my taste buds would thank me.

Decisions, decisions. What would you do?

 

[Rustyt1953]

They will outlive Twinkies, Willie and Keith.

 

[GypsmJim]

I'd pass, but with the sight of it, I would go in the store and buy two, then eat them before anyone saw me.

I just love them....

 

[s&wchad]

Mmmm, a Slim Jim...
Decisions, decisions. What would you do?

Walk on by...

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I'd grab the air freshener and hang it from my rear view mirror. SCORE!!!!

 

[Truckman]

I love those things......Ben

 

[Rustyt1953]

Emergency lubricant, fire starter and catfish bait.

 

[mckenney99]

Let it lie, your GI system will thank you.

 

[arjay]

Yolo lol [emoji33]

 

[Bald1]

All I know about slim Jim’s is this. When I moved out of my parents house I had a beautiful 80lb Wiemeranner. He stayed with my dad because they had 17 acres for him to run on. I noticed “Duke” was gaining weight and asked my mother what they were feeding him. She said I give him exactly what you told me to and YOUR FATHER brings a slim Jim home for him every day after work. When Duke passed at the age of 13 he was 101lbs.

 

[Faulkner]

I've dug them out from the bottom of my duty bag that were at lest a couple of years old and ate them and I'm still around.

 

[pharmer]

Mmmm...Slim Jims. Best use of downer cattle since WWII. Joe

 

[Rustyt1953]

Slim Jims, picked eggs and beer nuts are part of a complete balanced bar breakfast.

 

[johngalt]

Is it a meat snack or floor sweepings?

 

[arjay]

Is it a meat snack or floor sweepings?

Sweepings of the sweepings,I think

 

[GypsmJim]

Sweepings of the sweepings,I think

You can be a vegetarian and eat tofu for 3 meals a day, or you can eat slim jims 3 meals a day. The end result is dying only hours apart.

It's all in the genetics.

 

[Protocall_Design]

Hippos are proof that eating salad and walking doesn't make you lose weight. Go for the meat! Enjoy your life while you can! Get some bacon to go with those Slim Jims!

 

[CH4]

Homeless filet mignon. Pairs nicely with a 2017 Mountain Dew and Funyuns.

 

[Eric300]

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[glenwolde]

Is it just me, or is that one half eaten? Hard pass.

 

[Onomea]

Can't say I've ever been tempted to eat something lying on the ground in a parking lot.

Now, Slim Jims displayed next to the cash register at check out... That'll depend upon whether my wife is looking over my shoulder or not.