Solving a mystery

[lihpster]

I decided to get to the bottom of a conundrum that has plagued man for millennia. So, I went to a restaurant and ordered some wings and an omelet.






I'm not telling. Do the work.

 

[coltle6920]

Which came first... The wings or the omelet?

 

[ACORN]

Why don't eggs taste like chicken?

 

[soFlaNative]

I know I'd eat the omelet before the wings. You?

 

[Onomea]

First, reach for the Tabasco. (Everybody knows that!)

 

[mtgianni]

Since the chicken would need to set on the egg it is easily resolved.

 

[Alk8944]

So, what is the answer to the "question of the ages"?

 

[CalifEd]

So, what is the answer to the "question of the ages"?

it is 42, of course.

 

[WR Moore]

Are you really gonna be here all week?

 

[oldbrownhat]

it is 42, of course.

Thank you. You have won a towel

 

[Bro. Dave]

...if you are a creationist you believe the chicken came first! Otherwise, who would have sat upon the first egg?

Of course, some of us think that chicken is just a "meat substitute." Bring me a rib-eye medium rare, please.

 

[Skeet 028]

Of course, some of us think that chicken is just a "meat substitute." Bring me a rib-eye medium rare, please.

Well cept fot just medium...w/baked tater...and...maybe ...something a little green...for my wife

 

[cherrypointmarine]

What kills me is when they say there's a shortage of chicken wings . There's no shortage of chicken breasts and other parts , just wings . It just came to me, I've got it !!! They've learned how to breed chickens without wings . They don't fly , ergo they don't need wings . The few chickens that are born with wings cause the prices to go crazy .

 

[375hh1973]

Don't like eggs but can eat my weight in chicken wings.

Especially with mango habanero sauce.

Dang. Now I want wings

 

[Golddollar]

When Buffalo wings came out I was thinking, "I didn't know buffalo could fly."

 

[DWalt]

Never ate a chicken wing, never will.

 

[375hh1973]

Never ate a chicken wing, never will.

Any particular reason?