Strange stuff you see on the internet-keep it clean, but weird gets extra points

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Reminds me of the Farmer/geneticist around here that tried to develop a chicken with three legs.Everybody loves drumsticks right,so a chicken with three legs would be of great value!!
He finally succeeded in raising three legged chickens but had not sold any .A local news crew heard about all his work,showed up with a camera crew and saw the chickens,A reporter asked him," why aren't any of the chickens being sold"? The farmer replied that"as soon as I can catch one I;ll kill it for market but with three legs they run too fast for us to catch!!!!!."
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Before I post anything, I want to know how much a point is worth.

Is this one of the points Lee gives that keeps someone off the forum for a day or two?

Or is this one of those points that are redeemable for a coffee mug with a fillup?
 
Sorry, but I lived on San Fransisco bay for 25 years and my weird-o-meter blew a fuse years ago. Don't know if this counts, but I do have yo mama joke of the day on my igoogle page. Example: "yo mama so short when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor".
 
I was standing on the "narrow Aisle extended reach lift truck" at work last thursday when the other employee who was supposed to spot me walked over, looked at the empty bay (I had already pulled out) and said "Who took the Star Wars? I told them we needed it."

I replied "Maybe we should drive out and look for it!". She then looked at me and realized I WAS STANDING ON IT!
 
As Mitch Hedburg said, 'An escalator cannot be broken. It can only become stairs.' ...

Not correct. Sears (just one of the defendants) is being sued now due to an escalator breaking and becoming a slide for a 90 yr old lady that sustained really bad injuries.
 
I had to quit watching the broken elevator video after the ominous music and the disturbing breakdown of the second elevator with the trapped riders' only hope, the escalator repair guy. I knew this was a harbinger of even more horrible things to come, and I couldn't bear to watch. This may have lead to really unspeakable horrors, such as the collapse of bus service!
 
Don't you just love the morons who ride the escalator to the top, take one step off, stop and stand there looking around?
 
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